Feral Ephemeral

phone picture gallery: yeah no. delete some yeh
me: okay
phone: not enough memory dude
me: to delete?
phone: I don’t know you
gallery: I think I’ll freeze
me: *implodes*
heavy rock: let me try

Salty prosecution. Sweet defense. Bitter jury. Protein judge. Crunchy spouse. Facts all busted at the bottom of the bag that nobody wants.

In the star wars universe the matrix was directed by the obiwachowski sisters

Hoo ray and up she rises
Hoo ray and up she rises
Ur LIE in tha' mornin'

(Sang this in boys high school chorus recital. Burned in.)

Chompin

WE DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO TALK ABOUT EVERY THOUGHT YOU HAVE.

I'm using this at work.

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

New world's tallest timber skyscraper smashes height records The new world's tallest hybrid timber tower is nearing completion. Named Atlassian Central, this ambitious "plyscraper" features an innovative design that incorporates concrete and steel to reach unpr...

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Horse: you can't make me
Guy: oh yeah?

a woman with long curly hair is looking at a man with a beard . ALT: a woman with long curly hair is looking at a man with a beard .

Does it have to be a drink?

Actors can be commissioned for impromptu performances.

A brown and white dog with a concerned look sits up straight and looks into the camera. On the floor next to them is an animal skin rug with matching coloring to theirs.

sometimes all it takes is a little subtle messaging to improve your pet’s behavior

the look of a cat about to bop your face into orbit

yr humble servant,
I remain,
etc

/enclosures

cow……………
……………trollop
infidel…………..
…………..wastrel
sadist……………..
…………drunkar— wait, I *am* a sadist!

We in the ENCLAVE OF THE PRIMAL MERIDIAN wait for your joyous return.

TAP ON MY HEART, QUARTZ ILU

KILL THE VERTICAL MENACE AND ITS ROPE

I am myself. My mind is like an umpire. I might be wrong, but I am hardly ever in doubt.

I like to think that Koko the Sign Language gorilla and I would have gotten along pretty well.

MY BAD

HOLE UNDER WATER NO DRY. BLURB LUNG NO LIFE.

On this day in 1972, An Officer and a Gentleman is released, starring Richard Gere and Louis Gossett Jr.

MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP.

Oh, right!

I guess shower karaoke isn't happening. Shower musical theatre is right out.

Close up of metal precision tips.

Unopened package of E6000 contact adhesive. With precision tips.

I'm going to be a menace, now. A PREMIUM menace with PRECISION.

The shoes arrived. The box is great. Waiting for the box the socks are coming in.

There's a little cleft it lodges in.