Sarah Dreamie Walker

I did dis. Don't hate my skill, It's not my fault that you can't see your flaws.

I did dis. When I get the itch to create, the lessers had better pay attention.
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I did dis.. 😘 doesn't it look just like me?

I finally got to wear the Mardi Gras outfit that I put together. Plus they gave me glow markers to show off my epic henna skills.
Pro-tip, put some twinkle lights into your costume, keeps the simps amazed, entertained, and drooling all night like you're a god controlling the electricity yourself. 🤣😘

It's thoroughly exhausting being the best, fastest and most efficient at everything.
~Never let them see you walk on water, they'll stop sending you a boat.

I'm not letting a 300 character limit shorten what I have to say. I will be recognized for my talents and not used, thrown away, replaced and never considered again.

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Watch our Facebook live podcasts.. see me in motion 😘
Thomas and Dreamie Tuesdays!!

I'm impossible to run from. I once found Thomas in Mexico and he had two governments, a mob, and a vigilante squad looking for him.
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This platform is ill-equipped to handle the entirety of my intelligence and my need to use the full spectrum of my extensive vocabulary.
Story of my life, reminds me of a relevant example.
So here you go.
Your welcome.
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Apparently when you're the most photogenic one of the group, and everyone knows it, your "friends" will somehow miss taking any photos of you. If they do get any at all, they're either on total accident or they have intentionally taken the worst possible shots of you. Good thing I took my own.
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I made this for last year's Mardi Gras. It's made from cheap prefab parts that I glued together. I added some plastic bits and lace trim at the hair line. It's unstable so I'm creating a chin strap with it. Bejeweled it here and there to cover the flaws, and added little fairy lights.
It's so me!

The perfect relationship takes strength. Have any of you ever been locked out of your house, after work, in the rain, while your husband is bangin an 18 year old in your bed? Polyamory is the best!

Most gnomes shouldn't be trusted. They don't know how to appreciate being gifted a very prestigious position, even when it was so obviously right in front of them. Not this guy, he's proud of being my rain guage technician. I've got him whipped into shape. HE actually does exactly what I say.
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You wish you were good enough for all of this right here.
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I am very selective about who I choose to attach myself to. I'm not attracted to 99.9% of people. So if I claim you, be aware that you've fallen into what I consider to be top-notch man stock. Be prepared to receive all of my attention. 🙃

Hot damn! 😘 Who else would look this good after fixing their car? The perfect woman that doesn't mind getting her hands philthy, in fact I love it, that's who.
Miss me yet?

I don't have heros. I'm the one that aaaaalways has to swoop in and save the day for everyone else.... on top of everything that I have to do for myself.
Where's my knight in shining armor, huh? I'm worth a thousand of those cheap talentless bar-fly groupies that you surround yourself with.

Mmm.... grade A, top-choice man meat!! Apparently I just can't resist a pot-smoking musician with an unruly beard and long hair!!
I finally got a pic of us together before his show! I do wish he would be more public about us, I know he loves me though.

My rightful and well deserved henna throne. Come see me first and save yourself the inevitable disappointment of visiting those other stencil using, inferior quality henna peasants.

I did dis. My undeniable expertise in portrait realism, attention to detail and unsurpassed talent in many, many mediums, ensures that my art is prized and highly sought after like the finest of treasures. 😘