cones

I used to miss Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

i mean if dave matthews is allowed to do it on earth

swaggy lez aubrey plaza in Happiest Season also really good

loudly saying "its 5 oclock somewhere!" to my empty kitchen as i add a dash of sugarfree cordial to my soluble fibre

did you ever ascend to the point where you understood the plot. im not there yet

on bluesky?!

fuck me up willow nightingale

yeah i know a bunch of people for whom it first came up when their parents raised the issue of them having a big pair of tits

For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"

or i guess every time @lordbeef.bsky.social posts

im reacting to beef every time u post

dont let the data hoarding freaks you kick around with hear you say this

hayley williams should do a song about how its possible to be sad even though you're famous and successful

😏

did she pause like that

abc headline about white nationalists and the "March for Australia" rally

give these people a walkley

thoughts and prayers

hey, nerd. i got a "regular expression" for you: up yours

wiki screengrab re: the show "Cunk on Earth" that says "Created by Charlie Brooker, Written by Charlie Brooker

ohhh ok i just worked out why it sucks

this shit is so bewildering to me. maybe it would hit if we hadn't already had borat and nathan fielder and a dozen other people whove done the exact same bit better over the last 40 years

screenshot of a wiki article showing the lineup of a 12-man tag team match at WWE summerslam. text reads: The Wyatt Sicks (Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy) (c) vs. Andrade and Rey Fénix vs. #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) vs. Fraxiom (Axiom and Nathan Frazer) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) vs. The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford)

cmon man

the wwe mens tag team division is where you can go to see some of the best technical wrestling by some of the shortest most forgettable men in the world

how long since nikki cross "wrestled"

cant tell if its actually a good song or its just so fuckin great to hear them sound this good in 2025

guy kidnaps a woman with amnesia and gaslights her into believing she is his wife and mother of his children. but its ok that he did this because she was rich and rude. insane premise lol

very fun movie that i loved back in the day but funny to reflect on how insanely problematic it is lol

TVs that are too high TVs that are too high

candidate for www.reddit.com/r/TVTooHigh/...

me being alive during the ozempic era is honestly harder than being alive during the plague

there are three things that matter: art, women, and drugs. if you're centering your life around something that isn't these things then you're probably doing something wrong

every time a fly starts buzzing around my head I’m like, “oh no this is how it started for Pig-Pen”