Babs 👍🏻

If I see that video of Selena Gomez kissing that man’s foot one more time…

Bro I had a dream Mica from Magdalena Bay was separating from the band I woke up crashing out

Nah if I was a child they would have become my whole personality

Maura Higgins…trust, you were dealt with accordingly

REAL

Dylan Larkin no longer gets to hold the title of the hockey butt

I can’t do these NYC snow sidewalks anymore I need a heat gun

Does anyone in Brooklyn pick up their dog poop?!

If y’all ever romanticized the past where we would wait for the next day to meet up with people and comment on things that happened then get ready to experience it soon when the internet dies

Well yes I am actually quite interested in olympic norwegian curling

Bro idk how y’all train in a hoodie, I have a beanie on at the gym and feel like I’m dying of heatstroke

Mannn I love taking a deep breath

A phone is a machine that turns fingers into fingers that scroll

I’m still here

Rupauls needs to get rid of this damn Rate a Queen NOW, this episode is fucking unwatachable

QUEEN

Do people really not look at AI slop and think it looks like absolute garbage???

I am this close 👌 to getting an old ipod and just ditching streaming entirely

Nah, Rob pissed me OFF

A crush one

Omg wait I don’t know the tea

100% convinced ticketmaster/live nation sell these tickets at these outrageous prices to test if fans will be desperate enough to just buy them at those numbers and whatever doesn’t sell they just freemarket it themselves on stubhub and other platforms in disguise.

BRIAR DOWN OMFG

Candace Owens when she heard that Janelle Monae time travelled to hang out with David Bowie

Way funnier and interesting than many of these girls that still seem to show no personality

Save me taco bell chicken chalupa taco

Happy bday oomf

At my wits end today fr

He needs to sell that tour huh