Lawrence Thee Stallion

Why on God’s green earth was he driving in this snowstorm anyway??

I can’t even enjoy the dick he posts because it all just gives CRACK

I HATED Misery the novel, let’s see if I’ll like the movie.

I don’t even know where this man came from tbh

I wish I could screen record 😭

This man on Snapchat has me in his private story and it just gives……………. Crack. Meth at best.

Kamala didn't even clear her throat good before she got up there like

Well….. no 😂

"anybody could just walk up in here now"- my mother

That’s all she does

I would have made a terror threat if I were Discord! Omg! #DragRace

Tired of his black ass!

🤤

I can’t focus on too many things at once

It goes off at 9

Like I have things to focus on

If yall are gonna pull your dicks out, can we wait until after Drag Race?

With his big ass.

Good thing I’m not!!

I’m literally always nice to him

We’re literally having playtime right now

a cat sitting on a chair in a living room looking at the camera ALT: a cat sitting on a chair in a living room looking at the camera

*clears throat*

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Tough sell: We're at war, prices are skyrocketing, we're about to have a gas shortage, no one coming out of college can get a job–but, dang, those men in the women's room ...

ALRIGHT

fuck. certain shit shouldn’t be so fucking hard.

I didn’t even try to make it nice! I don’t wanna see that 😂

I didn’t even say anything wrong 😭😭

Heavenly’s wig???