Sam Whyte

The french would only advise stopping before 3pm.

"Don't let your child take their methadone while on this medication".

Pre-medication it just takes the edge off

8 year old pissed off their head, but incredibly focussed.

me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest

Notes of methylphenidate - your child should not drink alcohol while on methylphenidate

Raises more questions than it answers.

IT is funny watching them push this bulllshit though.

6yo: hahaha what about a pie-five
me: …
me: …
me: oh like a penis high-five
6yo: [chortling] YES
me: well nobody has five penises
6yo: [suddenly serious] except God

Not AFAIK!

This is fucking stupid but also cool, which would disqualify it.

It's all we have.

Is *anything* stupid still happening there?

But browsing beer is such a pleasure.

OH NO.

The World Cup final venue better still be floating in the sky.

Pale Blurs Wonderful and realistic.

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This better not set a precedent. Glaringly stupid Saudi infrastructure projects are one of the few pleasures left in the world.

Booklets?

Manchester & Salford,
March 7th 2026

First Light: 05.27
Sunrise: 06.42
Sunset: 17.58
Nightfall: 19.13

I gather there's a cultural difference between north america and aurope in terms of supermarket alcohol.

Being available in the supermarket was a big selling point too. You didn't have to make a separate trip for them.

Snort. It's not like I have a fancy palate, but I do like 6.5% and grapefruit together.

There were even a couple I quite liked. The grapefruity 6.5% one was nice. But nothing you couldn't get better value elsewhere.

It's SO embarrassing

If we know something is a terrible investment then these people could've found out, surely?

If *I* know it's a ponzi investment then someone with investable money surely should.

What happened to planting a tree?

Screen showing smiling bald man in holiday resort with headline "I invested in brewsog in my husbands memory. He would be turning in his grave"

I resent there being a screen that shows ads in my own home, but it's currently also showing the bleakest headline imaginable.

I do genuinely believe he was good with his knob. Only reason she stays with him.