🌿 hyena woman

BeamNG Drive semi reliably makes my breaker flip wtf is going on

The conjuring movies are actually comedy if you're not Christian

A stock photo of a plain looking white teen with a blue and white striped polo shirt.

Mormonism is so funny because it's got guys called, like "Elder Michaels" or somesuch, and they look just like this:

I'm here to drink dayquil and have a headache, and I'm all out of dayquil

I have given up on Smallville after 6 seasons and am rewatching the flash to fill the shitty superhero TV show shaped hole in my heart

Spiders Solitaire: whenever you get to a point where the game is unsolvable, a capsule within the deck bursts open and covers the area with thousands of spiders

I'm trying to watch thru Smallville, it's fun but very very bad. Not sure how it lasted so many seasons

It feels like every 2 or 3 years the Green brothers give everyone a reason to unfollow them (usually a shitty liberal opinion) and then everyone just forgets about it and goes back to loving them again.
Hank, it's on sight for you, I'm afraid

People watch Riverdale?

Wow I love that there's only 6 Scream movies. They didn't feel the need to carry on with endless sequels. Just said what they wanted and stopped. Really respect that.

Hey yall this is your chance to show the trans community you really are an ally and you're not just saying it for brownie points!!

-Do not support ANY of this
-JK Rowling has said on numerous occasions that her income goes DIRECTLY into anti-trans legislation in the UK
-Seriously. NONE. Of it.

Jurassic Park 5 is a terrible Jurassic Park movie, but a pretty good Resident Evil movie. You could edit out Owen and Claire and it literally would be an awesome Resident Evil movie

Just remembered Ryan Coogler is making a new X Files show with a monster of the week and everything, I'm so excited

Every time you abandon a game of solitaire at the start because none of the showing cards can stack, it goes to an orphanage where it gets picked on by all the abandoned Monopoly games

I'm about 6 seasons into Smallville (a little over halfway) and I like it but the biggest thing that ruins this show is the fuckass theme song

Every time I listen to Nirvana I'm disappointed that it's not Offspring

Lesbianism includes trannies sister, always has. Lesbian space was built with you in mind.
The less of a cis white tradwife you are, the more you belong.

Does the stoner lesbian crowd enjoy Courtney Barnett?

Andrew Garfield Peter Parker pressing Flash Thompson against a locker

Andrew Garfield Peter Parker pressing Flash Thompson against a locker (different angle)

Butch4Butch romance

Never ever ever ever call the police ever. There's no reason to. It will not help. Don't do it.

(I don't know exactly what a virus is. I assume it's like a program, but from a source other than the grid? Idk. I haven't read the books or the cartoon. The rpg should definitely incorporate lore from all canon sources tho)

The game takes place on the grid but you can sort of leave depending on your species. Humans and isos can just leave whenever, if they have access to a portal. Programs and viruses can leave temporarily but return to the grid when their 3d printed body falls apart.

Tron ttrpg where you can play as a program, ISO, virus, or (maybe) a user. Theres also a class system, you can be a security program, game player, monk, etc. Both your class and species determine your color. You contend with cycle games, hand combat, tank combat, sprites all under Clu's watchful eye

Strongth

An article "The Hole Story" featuring a pie chart dividing up Seattle's hole preferences. Most people like pussy.

I love independent journalism.

(By Megan Seling in @thestranger.com)

Writing prompt:
After an alien invasion, it is discovered that the aliens, much like boomers, are highly susceptible to customer service speak.

Snake Treader 9000™

A police camera tower trailer

This is what I see if you have a ring camera

Got a theramin for my birthday, very much able to make ambient haunted house/scifi horror music now

Also, make him a faggot