The world being fucked really suits the vibe of The Mountain.
Or vice versa

This is how I found out that Colleen Hoover movies exist.

need more videos that hit like the atrocity guide video about the dolphin experiments where its creepy but also really stupid but also well researched and weird

Scene of father character from period horror film The Witch obsessively chopping firewood.

Worked for the dad in the VVitch.

Can I get a refund on my UT application fee?

Bumps into a bespectacled owl who's also late. Rivals to lovers arc begins. 🤌

one punch man saying "ok"

Shit Stirrer: "You're gonna get in trouble for that"
Hoodie Kid:

I held it together until I saw the Hallmark logo.
Now im cackling at work.

I was expecting to hear that you'd done some work for it.
That gangly fella with the house for a head has some real Dana Terrace energy.

[Before hitting play]
"I hope this is the version set to Instrument of Surrender..."

I lived for 4 years on a farm that was PACKED with black widows. So many close encounters where nobody got bit.
Now Im convinced that BWs only bite when they're directly grabbed/stepped on.

really increasingly thrilled abt how much caroline really Gets nancy

Ohh! Well damn, now I wish it ranked higher.

What the heck is |2|?
Is it modern?

Flat Newman from Space Jam.

"They took my family"

"Toothpaste...tooth...brush...
brush...hair?"

Yeah I get it.

Holy shit this just unlocked a core memory!

If Santos yells at Dr King I may actually cry.

lol this one made more sense on halloween when i made it in the hopes that doing a seasonal themed post would drum up some engagement on IG (it didnt). still like it tho

I like to imagine that someone was chomping at the bit to make the 'transforms into animals' show; so they jumped at the first opportunity for a greenlight, regardless of the medium.

Slings and Arrows

Absolutely.

Hmm.

Speaking from experience: dont mention the egg scene right away. Ease into it.

🥚

Reality would be more entertaining if every major weather event played out like the plot of The Core.

Bicycle companies showing up with better messaging than the "opposition party."

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

New Mountain Goats album?

💜💿💿💿🩵