@sarcasticmom69
Hey, Bitch! I'm socially awkward. Becoming more introverted each day. Sarcastic twat, but in a fun way! Did not vote for that motherfucker. Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷. Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting) Dating that shoeless guy. FUCK 🧊
I get through Mondays by convincing myself I'll quit on Friday.
It's fucking Monday again...
Unclear expectations leaves management and employees frustrated. This reminds me of The Devil Wears Prada scene with "Get me that little table that I liked at that store on Madison".
At what point do I just say, "fuck this shit - I'm out!"?
Maybe he watched Homeland and thought it would work...
I want my hour back...
I'm just scrolling bluesky...
Right?
I feel like I'm on a bad funny game show in which I judge each one...
I might be numb to porn now. Instead of it being sexy I think:
"Wow, how does she get her leg that way?"
"I wonder where they got that chair."
"What makes nipples concave?"
Happy Saturday, Mike!
Have a great Saturday!
I will start to fall asleep on the couch, wake myself up to go to my bed, then lay in bed unable to sleep.
Only the best people
According to this, I was born in
January,
February,
March,
April,
May,
June,
July,
August,
November,
and
December
Hope you had a great Thursday, Mike!
At least the giraffe is happy 🦒
I don't think it was bad, I think they are just p****
Lol... somehow I come off as insincere
Seriously, I should have waited for the first $5k... I wasted the opportunity to fleece someone.
I must have hit a nerve... 16 blocks in the last 24 hours.
Well, I am building my own loving commune... makes it for midnight witchcraft and to hide the sacrifices 🤣
Lol... those bastards triggered my OCD, which is why meth would help 🤣
Right?!? All I wanted to do was play with them....
🤷
Unless it's you... I'd call you out on that shit so I can reply
I once asked them to send me apple gift cards... oddly that didn't work either
