I love the scene in GLOW where a male wrestler says they're all big fans of Soap Operas because it's where they get half their storyline ideas from.
08.03.2026 03:28
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I love the scene in GLOW where a male wrestler says they're all big fans of Soap Operas because it's where they get half their storyline ideas from.
I mean beyond all of the loathsome obvious shit about allllll of this, the director of the fucking INSIDE fucking OUT movies saying “We’re making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy" is a level of self-unawareness I can only marvel at
Vampire cowboy be like, "This town ain't big enough for the Nosferatu of us."
And, yeah, I know Revelation is in fact written in heavily coded language, but I feel like literalists shouldn't get to pick and choose.
I feel like it's a subconscious awareness that this stuff is nonsense, but it's easier to accept nonsense happening in the distant past than the not-so-distant future.
Oh, the snake in the Garden of Eden actually happened as written in Genesis but the mutant locusts with human faces and scorpion tales in Revelation are "obviously" code for attack helicopters? Fuck off. Give me the freaky locusts.
It actually really annoys me that "Biblical literalists" refuse to take Revelation literally.
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My partner has a theory that you can tell when a recession is coming by the caliber of celebrity vs the product they’re doing a commercial for.
Y’all, we’re so screwed.
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
"Just a dandy man and his infernal steed."
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
They put a wig on Darrell Hammond for 91 episodes in the 90s.
A dog named Schrödinger and a cat named Pavlov.
Tim Russ (who played Tuvok) wrapped up in a modem(?)
Photographer: Alright just have fun
Tim Russ: No. There is nothing I will take more seriously
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Introducing our new villain: Chekhov!
He's got a sword.
It’s time to skip the intro
It’s time to keep things tight
It’s time to abuse the vision
Of the Muppet Show tonight
Skip Intro? On The Muppet Show??
Fuck you for asking.
The 38 joke is so tired.
It’s been a year, we’re 39 now.
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
Screaming
Digital painting of a blonde woman in a grey hat and dress with a furry collar. She's standing in a forest, and strange, translucent creatures are walking along a tree stump she's leaning against. They have sperm-like heads with one big blue eye each, little t-rex arms, and long stilt legs.
Apex Society Pinups: Moonchild (3). #art #digitalart #digitalpainting #digitalportrait #portrait #magic #characterdesign #costumedesign #1930sfashion #fashion #1930s #creature #creaturedesign
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No one's French like Gaston,
Loves cheese stench like Gaston,
Goes to war and then dies in a trench like Gaston
Wait, I got it...
Doug Fnord
Bazooka Joseph
Absolute Superman has felt like the token Mid in the line, but I've really dug the last few issues. It's leaning into the idea of Superman as a beacon of hope without being too cheesy about it.
No one's French like Gaston,
Loves cheese stench like Gaston,
I was in a hat shop once and they let me try out one of those collapsible top hats that you just sort of pop out with a flick of your wrist. It's very satisfying.
I haven’t seen The Bride yet, so I can’t disagree and I don’t want to seem like I am, BUT — there have been a *lot* of Frankenstein movies in the last few years. It will be very cool if this one is indeed better than all of them