TiredGaymer

Too bad I’m a vers top 🫠

You play what makes you squirty, bestie.

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Finn

And? Ol’ Yam Tits is Temu Putin.

By you? Yes. Always.

For you? Always 🤤

I’m feel like there’s a queue for that actually…

It’s like a demon boner at this point. Run.

I’m bricked and feral.

Watch out, boys. 🫠

Oh.

Who schedules a 4pm meeting on a Friday? 🤬😤

I’d planned to be on my second gummy and balls deep in someone’s son by 4pm.

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It’s a qt on my phone

But mom, he’s really cute! 🥹

Oh?

Trump loves to beat up Americans.

He’s scared shitless of Putin.

Discuss.

Not you, unfortunately 🤦‍♂️

tl;dr - the algorithm, which is the valuable, important part of TikTok remains with China. The company goes to Larry Ellison.

It’s the rich getting richer. THE theme of the Trump presidency.

It even says book four. lol. I promise I can read 🤦‍♂️

Goddamn it JJ. I have two books I have to read for work! It would be tragic if this one jumped in front of those…

It works 100 percent of the time.

Zero faith in my government. Zero 🤡🤣😂

Oshie is a qt 😊

Waiting for the rapture like 💅

Grats Shall! 🥳

Such a good boy Cody 😌

That’s my end of the world look too! A total badass she was 👑👸