Blimpy

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
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reality is often disappointing

I hope there's a patchnote where sinclair can silence the enemies by turning them into pooltoy. or you just want to silence ur annoying teammate

Jubeat doesn’t even get turned on for the performative posting 😭

it's that kind of day

HEY YOU! I made some silly animated Telegram stickers! Check 'em out here (t.me/addstickers/...) and spam your friends with them!

🐯🎈

the kangoo roos playing beach volleyball. theyre all wearing swim trunks corresponding to their signature tank-top colors. kevin, wearing a flattering black speedo, is jumping up in the air to hit the ball over the net

kangoo beach episode

Happy #febrooary from your two favourite big blimp roos myself and @blimpyroo.bemani.gay !
Hope you all had an epic febrooary.
💛🦘🦘

underrated trope: someone, upon noticing the reality warp, taking complete advantage of the situation and embracing it immediately.

somehow the first example that comes to mind is that exec guy who got to rp as agent smith in the matrix resurrections

Boosting
Also, I want to have sex with Goofy.

A lesson I wish I could impart on young adults (18+), is that those who direct you to hate & attack others, especially those who are already part of a marginalized group, do not have your best interests at heart.

They are cowards who hide behind others, as they coax & encourage horrible actions.

UNAS Pro - Ubiquiti Store 2U rack-mount NAS with (7) 2.5/3.5" drive bays and 10 Gbps performance designed for large-scale file storage and sharing.

it's so pretty. i don't need it but i want one :c

so dumb that the UDM SE has a whole-ass drive bay and you can't use it for storage, only NVR

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Yoooooooo you’re cooking here 👀

Hey, I dropped my pump somewhere over here…

Do you see anything from back there? #MonobuttMay

Horsing Around (1/2)

it’s supposed to be furry porn! what the fuck???

It was at this point I decided to uninstall twitter, finally

Give the guy- I mean good boi a break. He's going through a lot.
#TFTuesday

they were pretty terrible ngl. gonna buy the ingredients to do this properly tomorrow.

a floofy stack of pancakes if you will 🥴

🎨: @villaru.bsky.social

I am a them of my word

just doing some casual birthday shopping

speaking of, kinda messed up there’s not really much profile play stuff for bsky. i’m hankering for good embarrassment

🤔

Reposting for wonderfully coincidental reasons

actually fucked up my birthday is on Pancake Tuesday this year

got me feeling tasty as hell 🥞

A sign mounted to the wall that says Wi-Fi 802.11 b available

Only the fastest Wi-Fi at my local Panera

A creature that's still barely human with an enormous, chocolate roll cake with sprinkles for a snout. Their horns are waffle cones.

// transformation

Yeah sorry can't come into work today, got hit by The Curse That Turns You Into A Fat Pastry Themed Dragon With A Big Stupid Roll Cake Snoot.

That's crazy. They told me Kariwanz hoods were allowed in 2025, and had like official flyers and stuff. If I'd booked everything for that con and got told no at the door I'd have been very, very upset.

Back at BLFC 2024 a few folks were advertising GOTF at the inflatables meet, and I said I'd only be able to go if I could suit up (latex). They said inflatable suits were allowed, so this is super disappointing to hear. Was kind of a bucket list con but doesn't sound like I'd be welcome...