UberRats? No, TrashMouse.

Three coffees
2 dexys
No lunch

Nothing makes you feel more loved than a parent saying "we didn't do anything for your birthday because you don't really drink wine anymore and I couldn't think of anything"

(I do drink wine, just not her favourite)

I am... Confused by what Pillion was trying to say.

Good lord, trying to do old storm blood postgame quests and the trial queues are wild.
85 min and counting for this one 😭

Holy shit the PA announcements at akl airport are SAVAGE.
"Your plane is ready to depart, and all of the passengers are waiting for you"

To clarify, Alex and I both turned to each other at the same time to ask if this was about Stef 😂

That looks sooooo good!

I'm genuinely dreading Auckland humidity 😂

Never thought I would say this but J-Lo doing an Eartha Kitt impersonation is the best thing I've seen for a while.

It was so CAMP. Yzma was in the room!

I hadn't paid enough attention to realise the film was set in an Argentinain political prison before we got to the film so I was a little blindsided by how uh... pertinent things felt.

I tweet: "people who see 50% of their monthly paycheck go to rent don't care if a candidate eats with their hands. they want to hear what your candidate is going to do about housing." John Galt 2025 replies: "Move if the cost of living is too high."

who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.

The only truly ethical response that a self-described artist can make. Anything else is a betrayal of one's colleagues.

So you're saying that Ponsonby was Alex's fault?

The most annoying part is no-one TOLD me anything, just "we'll take you through shortly!" Through 4 seperate waiting areas 😭

Fasted since dinner last night and only small sips of water before 10am. I have a killer headache from dehydration.

It's a god damn routine check up. I've had zero symptoms since my surgery I'm so fucked off that my entire day is being wasted here

I'm supposed to be having a gastroscopy today. I was told to arrive at 10 for an 11am procedure.

It's 12.30

I'm so fucking bored this is insane

I'm allergic to non DMD game systems (not true I'm just lazy and learning new things is hard)

@madmacsfuryroad.bsky.social 1) Hah I found you!
2) my coworker showed me this ttrpg and after dinner the other night I HAD to find out if you have Opinions.

They really need to patch the rp walk out of FF7 Remake

Enjoying a warhammer themed campaign and had to doodle my little idiot

YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY LITERALLY EAT THE RICH ON THE NEW GUMBALL?

Still can't help but real WLW as age of empires' wololo

Having a truly horiffic brain day and of course that intersects with the quietest work week we've had in months. 😩

People really love to be like "WOAH A SERIALISED CARD THAT SO VALUABLE YOU'RE SO LUCKY"

WHY IS IT NIGH IMPOSSIBLE TO I SELL IT THEN ?

... Okay i rescind my objection.

That's very funny 😅

My queen ❤️

HOW DID YOU NOT MAKE THIS JOKE TO ME IN PERSON