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porchfan - Twitch TGIF

Musical March Begins NOW twitch.tv/porchfan

07.03.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A few hours after NYT reported that the U.S. bombed an elementary school in Iran, killing many children, the White House last night posted this video mixing airstrike footage with Top Gun, Iron Man, Gladiator, Halo, Breaking Bad, Star Wars, John Wick, Superman, Transformers and Dragon Ball Z

06.03.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1449 ๐Ÿ” 588 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 332 ๐Ÿ“Œ 420

freaking magikarp is assigning me jira stories

06.03.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

chef 1: *wafting* "oh yeah, i'm getting hit with that classic water aroma"
chef 2: *taking swig* right of the bat you get a nice wetness
that you'd expect from a standard water. This one has gotta have h2o as a top ingredient
chef 3: so typically to make water, we use what's called the water cycle,

06.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Burger Hunter, Changzamtok; Chorten lam, Thimphu 11001, Bhutan https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=27.462781%2C89.6404699&query_place_id=ChIJBWcu2aWV4TkRHFu-r7eOsrA

04.03.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

savoring the chongable's chemically separated ganjanoids that burn my mouth

04.03.2026 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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porchfan - Twitch Will Turnt Catchup

will trent catchup twitch.tv/porchfan

03.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we really need Pokemon Stop / Pokemon Wars

02.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

02.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 9619 ๐Ÿ” 2667 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 138
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02.03.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did people stop saying "me three" after "me too" ? maybe i can impress some of the work zoomers by introducing them to a quip like that

02.03.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's good but a bit too salty for me. the bojangler was less salty

01.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tried the Bojangle's Bojangler sandwich, deluxe, and it was pretty freaking good

01.03.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
 painting of a Chihuahua dog in a kiosk on Rio de Janeiro beach with a table laden with traditional foods

painting of a Chihuahua dog in a kiosk on Rio de Janeiro beach with a table laden with traditional foods

A dog born in Bulgaria but living in Brazil is happy that a Bulgarian Shepherd dog has opened a kiosk selling food typical of his homeland.

01.03.2026 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 175 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I listened to npr for about an hour total between yesterday afternoon and this morning and they didnt mention the insane war once. im sure they talked about it at some point but seems like pretty big news idk maybe they should have cut the quirky prison romance story out yesterday

01.03.2026 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they opened a second Taffer's Tavern in downtown atlanta

01.03.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they really named this shit Operation Epic Failure

28.02.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 10:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2113 ๐Ÿ” 548 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

tried Freddy's Frozen Custard & Steakburgers.. pretty freakin good if you ask me

28.02.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what is the most performative and annoying way to let people know I have read, and enjoyed, Swann's Way, the first 5,000 page volume of Marcel Proust's In Search of Lost Time "novel" (over 1 million pages)

28.02.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#GoutNation #ScamWorld

27.02.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is from the original 911 (from the twisted mind of Ryan Murphy)

27.02.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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finished ten-thousand page book (Simp's Way) for book club no more reading for one week

27.02.2026 04:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ai has impacted my job. a bunch of annoying AI project people (who all talk like crackheads) have planted themselves in desks directly in front of me, completely blocking off work crush's normal path that allows me to say hello to her

26.02.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm raging so hard at work right now... grrAAAAHHH!!!

26.02.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

feta olive oil and black pepper really the goat snacky

26.02.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why are japanese people allergic to the nation of Japan

24.02.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

despite having no kids, wife, or life in general, i somehow became a person who says stuff like "Huh? Mario Party Jamboree? Is that newer than Mario Party All Stars?"

23.02.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this thing looks like a rejected olympics mascot

23.02.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0