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Helen Zbihlyj (she/her) Lead Narrative Writer & Community Dir. at ReWrite Media, Syclone Studios, & Jigarbov Productions. Write #Minecraft content Former #Mojang #FaBTCG judge & Learn To Play certified Disabled #disability activist Opinions are mine.

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Wow! That is wild! Definitely not normal.

24.12.2025 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you so much! Sadly my health took a turn for the worse. I just had a bone marrow biopsy today.

24.12.2025 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Medical visits this week:
* Oncologist
* Dentist (regular cleaning)
* Nephrologist

Sorry I havenโ€™t been around but Iโ€™ve been trying to just get by day to day. Also Iโ€™m trying to live as much as I can until I get a formal diagnosis.

On the upside, I have a rollator & it helps so much! #disabled

04.08.2025 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thankfully unlike the GOP, the airport doesnโ€™t rape children. So the airport does have that going for it. It was safe & clean, just poorly designed.

04.08.2025 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phoenix Sky Harbor airport is the most hostile, poorly-laid out airport I have EVER been to. Need to get to E gates? TOUGH SHIT. You have to go through security AGAIN just to change gates.

SHAME on #PHX! No signs either. If thereโ€™s any way you can avoid this airport, do it.

04.08.2025 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is such an absolute shitstain.

02.07.2025 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anyone deserved a card, you do!

02.07.2025 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sweetie, the cat I raised from a kitten & lives with my son, has to be put to sleep this week. Iโ€™m crushed. Sheโ€™s 19 & has pancreatic cancer. ๐Ÿ˜ข

No diagnosis yet for me. More tests. Health declining. ๐Ÿ˜ž

A gentle reminder to all US #gaming workers that you should join @videogameworkers.bsky.social

02.07.2025 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s good that youโ€™re feeling better though!

02.07.2025 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They will never do the right thing. Their agenda is to steal as much money from Americans as possible while raping children.

02.07.2025 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first thing I said was, โ€œholy shit, they put Shrek in FaB!โ€ I will always call him Shrek. ๐Ÿ˜‚

02.07.2025 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, depending on where you are. I have quite a few friends who are desperate to leave Texas & intentionally looking to relocate. Texans have the least rights of all other Americans due to their draconic state laws. Anywhere the restricts rights, especially for healthcare, is fair game to leave.

02.07.2025 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Microsoft does license out its IP. If youโ€™ve got a couple hundred thousand laying around, you could likely do it.

02.07.2025 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ofc

02.07.2025 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The cruelty is the point.

02.07.2025 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed

02.07.2025 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This!! All of this!

18.06.2025 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same! And it gets annoying fast.

18.06.2025 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking beautiful as always!

18.06.2025 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

0% chance that was his urine.

18.06.2025 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It actually took me a little bit to find his profile. Itโ€™s been added to several blocklists already & Bluesky also popped up a content warning before I could view his profile. And when I refreshed, he was already blocked. The lists work fast!

18.06.2025 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We all know he just used a sample from his human shield kid.

18.06.2025 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100% agree! Each person should have the right to decide for themselves. Thatโ€™s not transmedicalism at all. Itโ€™s basic human rights to appropriate care!

18.06.2025 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So peaceful. I wish we got more rain here. Despite Seattleโ€™s reputation, it really doesnโ€™t rain as much as people say it does anymore.

18.06.2025 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I prefer โ€œkidney stone orgyโ€ myself. Spices up the diagnosis a bit. ๐Ÿ˜‚

18.06.2025 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Totally understandable

11.06.2025 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!! Removed them

11.06.2025 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re with the nanny, of course. The parents only see them for photo ops. The real parent is the undocumented, immigrant au pair. Sheโ€™s horribly underpaid & lives in fear. Her parenting is occasionally overridden by the self-absorbed parents who only care when one of the kids complains enough.

31.05.2025 04:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting a vaccine for this would be absolutely groundbreaking as pancreatic is one of the deadliest cancers.

31.05.2025 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I worked on games that have/had a custom engine. Anyone who says that shit has clearly never used a homemade engine for multiple platforms & over a substantial length of time. The problems build up & everything has to be manually changed as tech evolves, etc. Itโ€™sโ€ฆ yeah, they speak out of naivety.

31.05.2025 03:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0