Sasha Green

Its online:
sweepthestrait.com

I post: So my beloved iPhone SE 2020 has a failing battery. I've been going back and forth on whether to get the battery replaced or upgrade. Just snagged a very gently used SE 2022 for not much more than a battery replacement woulda been. I get to keep the home button for a while longer. This dude drops in to say: Upgrade to a real android phone I reply: Me: "I bought a cheap phone that has the features that I want." You: "Now buy a different phone that I like better." Like, what's your game plan here, dude? He responds: Trying to help you make a better decision this time. I advise: I'll return the favor: Next time you get the impulse to drop into somebody's mentions and tell them that they should have done something else because you have different preferences, don't. That will be a better decision. In the spirit of helping everyone make better decisions, this dude finishes with: Sure. GFY

Don't be that guy, folks.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Well, we had a good run. Maybe this time mastodon will finally catch up? 💀

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

Amazing, still refusing to say "she"? Nice apology there, "advocate"

Freaking thank you!!

Aw that's too bad :/ They managed to make the trailers quite enticing

Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.

YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

20 rounds in a revolver kind of fucks even if it looks a bit unwieldy

I guess all those middle east amazon data centers getting blown up is messing up capacity

F u for making me see this 💀

Given how often this has been happening lately, running own git repository again is sounding better and better.

Holy shit! 😵‍💫

*laughs in $4.50 in Seattle*

Mental check-in... memes only
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Sucks about as hard as a fancy Dyson vacuum.

Launcher 10 - Apps on Google Play A highly customisable and fast launcher for Android

play.google.com/store/apps/d...

Screenshot of Android launcher that looks very much like Windows Phone UI

You're in luck if you have an android phone! There's a launcher with the look and feel of windows phone. It's been my daily driver for years now.

Oh hey, this sounds familiar encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/t...

I want to know how they got their data samples

Huh, people still have Netflix subscriptions after all the shit they've pulled over the years?

A screenshot of an Android app. Text: ▲ Nearby Glasses Smart Glasses are probably nearby Device: Unknown RSSI: -42 dBm Reason: Meta Company ID (0x058E) Company: Meta Platforms, Inc. This app notifies you when smart glasses are nearby. It uses company identificators in the Bluetooth data sent out by these. Therefore, there likely are false positives (e.g. from VR headsets). Hence, please proceed with caution when approaching a person nearby wearing glasses. They might just be regular glasses, despite this app's warning. Debug Log [19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:41] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-57 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:45] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:45] Unknown (-63 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

I made an app.
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby.

I hope it's useful for someone.

Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple
github.com/yjeanrenaud/...

It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making

I absolutely love it!

I'd rather stab myself in the eye. Repeatedly.

It makes perfect sense when the purpose is to insert AI into *everything* 🫠

just zoom in on the mouth (only one fang) and the mess of sloppily generated necklaces that make zero sense

they're touching the stove so much :|