Matty

So I have no choice but to blame that damn twink Mr. 9 for my new vocal stim being Rrrorrronoa Zorrro

I don’t know where I should put lunges into my routine but I think first is not where they’re staying 😵

Good lord

Between your manospheres?

Just need one (1) hug from you so bad

Lemme watch

Chicago is so lucky to have the booty in it

I should probably grab it to help keep you balanced

Because you're there, yeah.

You're right and you should say it

But I do

Some dumb bitch came to work in booty shorts so now we can't wear *any* shorts when working with the kids. In California. In homes that usually don't have AC. Someone just get me out of this damn company.

I’m slowly being convinced everyone’s lying because their buff asses can walk stop exaggerating 🧍🏻

Haircuts are so cool I should get them more often (I say every time I get a haircut and then proceed to wait too long)

I have many pairs that I wear at home but the logo really doesn’t make me wanna wear them in the gym lol

What gym shorts would you recommend? I can tell already that the summer months are gonna be hot and I need something lightweight with 5" inseams preferred🥺

SpongeBob, smacking bubble buddy’s butt

Definitely just got booty dysmorphia watching this man bend over to pick up a dumbbell and seeing his ass swallow his shorts in what I can only describe as the definition of a bubble

You’re so damn pretty

Oh fuck I can already feel the seasonal depression expelling itself from my body tomorrow

Let's go

Her going through the highlight reel of everything else she said at the end had me done for

🥰🥰

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

Got hit with a massive wave of sadness, missing a friend who’s been gone for about 10 years😞

Feeling "no pwogwess🥺" and then seeing the separation between my pec and delt coming to save the day 🥹🥹🥹

I’ve never used one but it’s definitely my biggest gym wishlist item haha

Jealous you have a pendulum squat😩

It’s always those ones that do haha but you look amazing so it’s good 🩷

Oh soooo sorry you’re so hot and beautiful

I need to be Him so bad