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Twinless 2025 ½ "you make a new friend and he turns out to be a weird creep" wow really scary unless you grew up in ohio Poster for One Battle After Another (2025) One Battle After Another 2025 ★ it would be scary if a cabal of rich and powerful men used a military group to hunt children for not being fully white. thankfully this is all fiction but a fun trivia fact is that the main character is a pedophile in real life Poster for The Housemaid (2025) The Housemaid 2025 ★★ cautionary tale of being seduced by power second only to when i tried to kiss my angle grinder

2025 movie reviews

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Other day I was interviewing a lady and she said "my husband does what you do" and I thought "oh I highly doubt it"

Hitting myself in the face with a hammer to looksmaxx my sexual market value while my girlfriend begs to just try situps first.

"Hell yeah work sucks" skeleton from my comic

Monday: I wish it was Friday. Friday: I wish I was dead. Death: Hell yeah work sucks

happy Friday to everyone, but especially to the person who got this tattoo of my comic

today is bandcamp Friday. a great day to support musicians because they don't take a cut of revenue and these streaming services do not care if we live or die

I have many compact discs available. I hear people like those these days and I have a bunch of rare ones

openmikeeagle.bandcamp.com/merch

"sleep paralysis" is propaganda from the shadow people. they want us to think we just dreamed of them as they walk through our houses unimpeded by space and time

Microsoft announces that next XBox will play both XBox games and that fake game where the king keeps fucking up

No, see, Liam, this code doesn’t work at all. You didn’t test it. Like everyone else who believes that AI helps them write code, you’re terrible at coding.

ai coding

A SHIRT: " IF YOU HAVE TO BEG YOUR SENATOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS, YOU NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE"

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the democrats are like if your house is burning so u dial 911, then 2 days later a dog dressed as fireman shows up wagging his tail 12:49 PM · Dec 14, 2016

i'm disappointed but not shocked that this time capsule from 2016 is not only still true, but maybe even more true

my lemon pig watches on in horror as his comrade in good luck lurches after his penny, to no avail, but this time it's in the alt text

my lemon pig watches on in horror as his comrade in good luck lurches after his penny, to no avail

Pressing triangle to swap from Diet Coke to coffee

I'd like to think that if I made, marketed, or purchased an AI tool that killed anyone, let alone hundreds of children, I'd do the decent thing: delete it, destroy the conditions that made it possible, then kill myself.

GBU #496: The Great Mistake with Drew & Natalie Dee Party more, Post less The World's Worst Skittle Flavors

sorry everyone, but you need to party more and post less. @nataliedee.bsky.social and i tell you why at patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity in today's 496th episode of Garbage Brain University

a map showing kaliningrad oblast between lithuania and poland. that's the joke. thank you for reading

i was looking at the map because of the war stuff and was surprised to find Russia is smaller than both of its neighbors, lithuania and poland. for some reason i assumed it was really big

A SKLETON HOLDIN UP A FINGER TO POLITICANS AND THE PEACES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO WRECK EVERYONES LIFES, IF SOME OF US ARE NOT FREE THEN NONE OF US ARE FREE, THE POLITICANS AND BILLIONAIRES WHO RUN THE COUNTRY MEET ON A SECRET ISLAND TO BREED SEX SLAVES BUT THEY WANNA TELL US THAT WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SOMEONE TAKEN A SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, OR MAD AT SOMEONE FOR HAVIN A DRIVERS LICENSE, FASHISM AINT CREEPIN ANY MORE ITS JOGGING, THEY BETTER GET THERE BIG ASS BUNKERS BUILT QUICK CAUSE THERE FULL OF MEAT AND WE GROW HUNGRIER BY THE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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tired of taking care of yourself EVERY DAY?! try: - wasting away - hitting the skids - going to seed

try:

as my strawberry plants are growing runners, i'm rearranging their pots to send the runners down into empty pots. once they root, you can remove the runner. that's free strawberry plants 🌱

good reminder that any or all US states could simply stop moving the fucking time back and forth twice a year. and they even said fuck standard time, it's daylight time now news.gov.bc.ca/releases/202...

i truly despise the evil that men do. that's why i will be voting in 2028. we will use the power of the electoral college to crush the darkness that rises quietly within each of us, hidden behind our eyes, lurking, always ready

oh i'm washed? you mean like fresh produce? and cooked? like a delicious meal? and (checking my notes) fucking stupid? like a, fucking, like a really good ice cream?

congrats! this looks amazing!!

Explain the card? Reading the card explains the card, Jeremy. In this case, it’s Hand Apprentice, which gives me an extra Go Fish per turn. It’s from the Beyond Fish Secret Lair, and, yes, it’s valuable.

explain the card?

idk if you ever reposted it but "king tubby meets animals in bathroom" has lived in my head for a decade now

congrats man and hope it heals quick. the ice is crucial

being a company must feel so powerful. people give you free advertising, the government works tirelessly on your behalf, and any time you fuck up bigtime they just make you send out checks for $4.52 where on the memo line it says "Poisoned Soda Settlement"

My wife and I are pre-gaming the paint 'n' sip by doing shots of Sherwin-Williams

oh damn! nice! i've been on creatine for probably 15 years now, i don't squat or dl heavy anymore bc of my back, but i still bench heavy and don't get gassed hauling wood around

it'll make your lifts go up in reps if not weight. studies say it's great for preserving cognitive skills as you head into the back half of life. the biggest challenge imo is finding a brand of creatine that actually dissolves in water