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They SHINE like our SOULS because they're FREE.

THIS DOES NOT HAVE TO BE 'AGO'

THIS IS ME NOW

You have this way of speaking that makes me want to obey, but I dunno, is there a serviceable substitute for putting cigarettes out on your skin?

Okay so like, ballbusting, not my thing, but ball -pulling- THAT is something that does weird electrical things to my brain's happy spot.

ok it's at 1.2K, I can like it now.

Yo so like you guys know how parasaurs have hollow crests and scientists believe they were used to make horn noises? Okay like do you think if they existed today and were people, they'd use those horns to whistle at sexy passersby?

shit i wanna like this but at the time of writing it's lucky 7s

Ayo hold still, I lost my car keys again. 🤜

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

Absolutely devastated to have to deliver this news.

I have loved working at BuzzFeed so much but I have to stand up for what I believe in.

Please DO NOT send hate to anyone!

If anything changes regarding this, I will let you know.

I really appreciate this. I sometimes feel a little aimless when I work on my process. Seeing some of my favourites at work really helps put things into perspective.

Process 🖌️

I think HR might have some complaints...

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Link's a lucky guy

#Midna | #TwilightPrincess

I feel like It's something I've seen. Hell I guarantee there's an Angstrom floating around of Rouge with a horsedick. But THIS is like...this one made me stop and go "Huh...I think I need more of this."

Rouge with a horsecock is not something I knew I needed.

Oh *this* is what you were talking about.

Your fam's fucking weird.

^ Yeah talk to this one. They're cute.

To those saying this looks like Nutshack, it literally is. Jesse Hernandez is a tattoo artist and graphic designer who was the lead artist on Nutshack. If you go looking at the show's concept art it looks dramatically better than the final product.

I bet you make these faces when you be sneezin'

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ko-fi.com/impsassy My kofi link for anybody who wants to help. Again, please do NOT feel obligated to help. I'm asking, not begging, not demanding. Thanks for reading, peeps <3 (4/4)

So if any of you guys want to pitch in, I am aiming to get ahold of a Kamvas 16 (2021) or a Kamvas 22 Plus in the near future. I'll be able to afford it in due time, I'm just asking for a little help. I'm heading to TFF in March and by April I will be looking for my own place. (3/?)

I've always had problems with the colour gamut not being accurate to typical monitor standards. I also have issues with phantom strokes on occasion. It's not broken and I'm not in dire -need- of a new tablet, but it's getting kinda hard to resist the allure of upgrading. (2/?)

Alright so, I am not begging, but I'm kind of getting to the point where I'm seeking a new tablet. I've had this Kamvas Pro 13 since...I'm wanting to say 2015 or 2016. This tablet has helped me get where I am and I love it for that reason. However, it's not without its issues. (1/?)

get like

well soon

and shit

I don't quite feel myself but if that's true then that means someone else is fe-fe-feeling me. Self.

When I play Echo in Overwatch, I primarily use skins that remove her creepy person-face.

God the graphic design effing SLAYS but the fetish gives me anxiety XD