퓨̸크̸ "Games 'n Junk" Puke

The limited edition "Recipe Box" for the first one on Xbox comes with a stirring spoon, saucer, and set of coasters. And while I haven't played, some part of me still longs to stir sugar into a cup of tea sitting on a Bistro Cupid saucer on a Bistro Cupid coaster with a tiny Bistro Cupid spoon.

Opening cutscene to TwinBee RPG for PlayStation. That's right, this 1998 title is a role-playing game with the sentient mascot. And it has dating elements, so you sick shoot 'em up freaks can finally kiss a ship (that's not true. unfortunately, it also has human characters)

#chosting

Does this affect the lore?

No, thankfully I don't. That looks awful

Not even the most satirical dystopian fantasy would've written up a plain white vial with "this is food" on it

I also didn't choose the thumbnail this time, but I would've absolutely picked that one as well. I really like the flair that was added to it. Couldn't have done it better myself, in fact 👌

Oh and and this thing I wrote is up!

I think Joey already summarized it well. I talk about femboys suddenly appearing everywhere and the shift in sexual content in games. And, you know..."society"

It took quite a while. I would appreciate it if you read it and shared it around 💜

A legendary Putus Templar in Caves of Qud. They are impossible and equipped with ridiculous high end stuff. They all bleed the same 🫡

Eigenrifle in Caves of Qud. It fires the special beam cannon from Piccolo in Dragon Ball Z

I knew I kept those 30 grenades in my inventory for something. I just stumbled on an army of legendaries and thought for sure my run was going to end, but I threw a freeze grenade and acid into their group and as soon as one died, I committed. It took everything I had, but I got this sweet gun 🙏

From a known solo rat: Can't stay still like that in the open, bud. That's a snipe headshot if I've ever seen one. Good luck out there🙏

Japanese TV commercial for Yūkyū Gensōkyoku: 2nd Album on Sega Saturn. It's a pretty light-hearted life sim. Interact with cute anime characters, complete jobs, etc. Developer Starlight Marry pretty much only did this series

A remake of the first just released on Switch

#gaming #retro #Sega 🎮

It's #RandomGameSaturday, so here's Capcom Classics Collection Reloaded on PSP. Typical Capcom title

Since it's also Street Fighter's birthday, this is the only version of the game I think I still own. I got it because it was five bucks at the time and it has Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts on there 🙏

Öoo sleeping in their little bed

Complete time for Öoo - 02:49:42.63

cÖoompleted

As opposed to the totally normal way people engage with mascots like Sonic or Bubsy or Gex

Japanese TV commercial for the Sega Saturn Digital Circus '97, showing off games like Dead or Alive and Tokimeki Memorial

Held at the Dockyard Garden in Yokohama, which can't be cheap. That's a prime location maps.app.goo.gl/SnbRVURaNTMN...

#gaming #retro #Sega 🎮

Nevermind, my neighbor's fire alarm went off twenty minutes later and my heart rate has been 130 since

it can still happen tho

May it happen while I sleep. 'night x

Let's rock with our cock.

Yeah, unfortunately there isn't any eSports talk here, because that's not exactly a part of the gaming space that has a strong enough moral code to drop Twitter. Same with a bunch of Japanese stuff

In Europe, we didn't even get the regular games 😭

I should probably just stop checking in on PUBG. It's really not that important anymore anyway. Apparently the new season starts today, whatever the fuck that even is

Had to check Twitter for a thing. Immediately shown a deepfake of that figure skater everyone is talking about

Couple posts later it's the white house using the Pokopia font generator for their fascist bullshit

“Unfortunately, it also has human characters” should be on the cover/box/whatever of everything that does in fact also have human characters

Marathon and Slay the Spire II are not very comparable. Slay the Spire is one of the most successful games of the last decade. There's no game that is beating that, in the same way as Borderlands 4 launching in the same window as Silksong wasn't doing the same numbers. You're not aiming for the same

An image of Brian from Quest 64, arms stretched out, but the logo is changed to Hug 64

Have Remap expense a Dodgers game for the Sports cast. Someone has to review that Yoshi firsthand

Steam top sellers. Slay the Spire 2 is first by a wide margin, then Resident Evil 9, then Marathon

The top 100 played Steam games. Marathon is at a respectable 17 with 68076 currently in game

Marathon is doing just fine btw, if you wanna uncouple from all the doomsayer nonsense. I'm sure they would've wanted a stronger start, but you can't complain about a pretty secure top spot. It's in that zone of "game people play when they don't know what else to play" like Rivals and Overwatch

Ask me anything about Xenogears (I haven't played it)

The Sega attitude era version of Bonk, apparently

Xenogears screenshot of the party looking at a painting, saying: ... Her smile... It's killing me" The painting is a Killa Klown from dead ball zone ps1

When are they finally bringing this one back?

Hey in 2026 there's a BIG chance at a revival, for reasons