Echo

Sitting in a hotel bar and people watching. This is one of my favorite activities.

They are loud as hell behind my house.

Sheba may be old and cantankerous, but she sure knows how to sleep.

He know who to kiss up to in order to get spray cheese on a stick.

Nice form! Still not QUITE as perfect as Boydog.

Is Miss Mary Mack asking her mother for fifteen cents or fifty cents?
Either way it’s a bargain for elephant fence hopping.

Spot the cat

Fine, I’m buying it. I hope you are happy.

Someone talk me out of buying one of those hummingbird feeders with a camera.

It’s ok mother, we can just stay in bed today.

They BEGGED to go out 10 seconds before this (For those who are new, Mina gets supervised outside time with Prussia and she is physically incapable of leaving our fenced yard and emotionally incapable of leaving Prussia)

Every time someone showers Mina sits like this and chases the water droplets.

Also the tequila is amazing.

Not one person who works here speaks fluent English and IDGAF. I’m so fat and happy right now.

I am in a hole in the wall Mexican restaurant and this food is amazing.

That feeling when you are in a room at the doctor’s office and really have to pee but suspect if you actually go that will be the exact time the doctor shows up to see you and you will lose your place in line and have to wait longer.

I have begun to expect there are people who just wait for you to be within earshot so they can see if they can say something unhinged to get mentioned in your posts. It’s a secret society of Wombat Watchers.

You can tell it later, but not after awhile.

Spotted at the stoplight beside my office

Best Valentine’s Day ever. Husband took me to the whitewater center off leash. They have cows.

So right before Thanksgiving I was freaking out because I couldn’t find all of my spoons. My family thought I was crazy but lo and behold my daughter cleaned out her car and guess what she found?

Mina isn’t spoiled at all.

But he’s so stinkin cute he should get extra treats.

Oh good, it’s 6 am and Pixel the cat has decided to play the piano.

Prussia the German Shepard laying in front of the door. Escape artist Pixel the cat has realized she is on the wrong side of the door.

No need to open the door Mom. Just ignore the meowing.

You know, a lot of people said they couldn’t understand Kendrick Lamar’s show last year and he spoke English. It’s almost like it’s about something else.

So it turns out if you mention at the grocery store that Mina the cat really likes paper bags they just give you a few for her.

Maybe it’s a mimic she subdued.