A close-up image of a small, flat patch of ice on a wet, mostly green, but also a bit yellow, lawn. A few wet leaves sit in front of the ice, others can be seen elsewhere on the lawn. The top fifth of the image is the street in front of the lawn. A row of houses can be see in the background. The houses have retaining walls in front of them and stairs leading up to their front doors.
But at what cost?
According to my reconstructed metal elbow, it's about 45°F and raining.
Is what we used to post about on social media. But now every year feels like fucking ten since the clowns took over.
A screenshot of the music app Tidal playing Black Hole Sub by Soundgarden.
From back when each year took as long as five do now.
A screenshot of today's weather. Tues, Mar 3. After a cloudy start, sunshine returns. Hi: 52° --- Tonight: Increasing clouds. Low: 33°. Current weather: 48° F - RealFeel: 50°. RealFeel Shade: 49°. Wind: WSW 3 mph. Wind Gusts: 5 mph. Air Quality: Poor
Happy Third Spring, y'all!
The acoustics in there make it all the better...
I think I need to get a new jacket. Maybe something in a mustard corduroy, a red shield on the back with my city name on it. Something maybe to do with a local, minor league baseball team on it too.
I wonder if there's anything like that out there, I do have a birthday coming up. 😉
Absurd.
A Ned Flanders figurine dressed in a blue and red skin-tight ski suit and a red helmet. He is looking into the camera with one of his ski poles raised as if to strike. Behind the figure, out of focus, are some snowy hills with foliage on them.
"Say the line, Homer."
"Stupidier like a fox!" (But I usually change the first word)
My wife didn't watch The Simpsons, so I had to explain that one to her last night. She has nooooo idea how many Simpson lines are spoken in this house.
I still won't watch it. I'll get the highlight real after.
Past Tim fucked with future Tim by not replacing the last can of Diet Pepsi in the fridge. Present Tim knows this because he has a warm can of Diet Pepsi in his hand.
A drawing of Bret "The Hitman" Hart wearing his mid to late 90s WWF gear, striking his pose, hands out, looking up. Text above him reads: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate Bill Goldberg, But I love you
@samonymous.bsky.social ♥️
The face of a brown tabby cat surrounded by blue fabric. Behind her, out of focus, is a multi-color screen-print. On the other side, out of focus, are two dark curtains, framed by red-wood window frames.
One of the bonuses of having an elderly cat in the house is all the exercise you get. Why, just this morning my wife and spent two hours tearing apart every room of the house looking for her because she decided to find a new sleeping spot.
She has no idea of the terror she caused.
Minnesota fought back so hard that they released the Epstein files to distract from it.
... or at least that's what I'm telling my grandkids.
A brown tabby cat sitting in a back container with a light, blue wall behind her. On that wall is a painting of a kitten, done in an array of colors. The tabby cat looks grumpy, looking at the camera with her head slightly tilted down. Long, white whiskers flow from her thin face.
No, she's not mad about having to be at the vet again (she enjoys hearing how cute she is and how good her health is for a 16 5/6 year old), this old hat cat is mad because she'd rather be out at the Whipple Building fighting the good fight. 🧊🔨
The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon.
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
Kindly reminder to stay home or go out and protest tomorrow. Your neighbors are more important than that second pair of khakis.
Walter Matheson holding a camera, standing behind a blacked-out neo-nazi. They are standing in front of a window. "Mercado Media" is written on top.
Is that Walter Masterson I saw behind the nawh-zee today? Those should be some fun videos. 😄
A white box sits on top of wrapping paper. Dotted blue grid lines are visible.
Kids today will (thankfully) never experience the horror of wrapping presents without grid lines on the back of the paper.
A white box sits on top of wrapping paper. Dotted blue grid lines are visible.
Kids today will (thankfully) never experience the horror of wrapping presents without grid lines on the back of the paper.
Aaaaaand there goes your merchandise sales.
That feels like it was more than 13 days ago.
Figurines, still in box, of the characters from the movie It's a Wonderful Life. They look like the actors and are in similar dress. From left to right we have Clarence, George, and Mary.
Look what I found at Saver's today.
"Merry Christmas, movie house" indeed!
An image of The Newton Brothers in a red circle. Below, in white text, reads "The Newton Brothers is your top artist. You spent 3,852 minutes with them, which makes you a top 0.008% global fan."
"Your Top Artists" list with square images of the artist. 1 - The Newton Brothers 2 - Masayoshi Soken 3 - John Carpenter 4 - Cody Carpenter 5 - Hans Zimmer
An image of the album cover for the soundtrack for The Netflix show "Fall of the House of Usher" by The Newton Brothers. Below reads, "Your Top Album - The Fall of the House of Usher (Soundtrack from the Netflix Series) by The Newton Brothers. You listened to it for 3,191 minutes.'
A list titled "Your top albums" with images of five album covers below it. 1 - Fall of the House of Usher, The Newton Brothers 2 - Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers, Masayoshi Soken 3 - Halloween Ends, John Carpenter, Cody Carpenter, Daniel Davies 4. the Haunting of Bly Manor, The Newton Brothers 5. Portrait Of Terror, John Ottman
Highlights from my last Spotify wrap-up*. Like last year, October had a large influence on the results. Top .008% of Newton Brothers listeners though! People are missing out!
*we switched to Tidal because artists are paid more and Spotify's CEO invests in military weapons
Marie Callender - ruining Thanksgivings for only $6.49.
A bearded man in an orange flannel shirt with a cream winter hat on. A red sticker on the hat reads "I Voted" in white text. He is pointing at the viewer.
Hurray, voting!
Go vote!
A man in a poorly constructed Winter Soldier costume. Self made of black boots, black pants, a black shirt. One sleeve has been cut off and a white, long sleeved undershirt covers his left arm. A red star is on his shoulder. A ratchet arm brace is on the left arm. A cute, knee high poodle sits next to him on the floor. Behind him is an old Victorian staircase with fake spider webs on it.
From the first Halloween I should have missed due to being dead (2020).
I was able to go as The Winter Soldier due to the boss ass brace I got for falling down the entire flight of stairs you see behind me two and a half months before this.
