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Evil Bride Sam

@honeyedbard

Sam | 30+ | she/her | evil cat lady | lolita fashion ๐ŸŽ€ | draw, complain & videogame | 2027 bride

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My mom got her DNA test back and we are overwhelmingly scottish lmao

10.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why is my son so handsome

09.03.2026 23:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my god NOOOOOO

09.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God you're right

09.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ITS NOT SKIN CANCER YAY

09.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like. We're literally roadtripping back up to MN right after...๐Ÿฅฒ its less than $100 the following week

09.03.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like this is a dumb and obvious question but goddamn why was a one way flight to Orlando to meet my mom $240. Not even including my carry on ๐Ÿซ 

09.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idiot beast daughter

09.03.2026 12:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bellatrix "Beep" Babyseal, for comparison

09.03.2026 12:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No u didnt *slaps*

09.03.2026 12:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want a fucking needoh or a squishy sensory toy why is it so popular now

09.03.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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beep beep

08.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1759 ๐Ÿ” 601 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

girl put ur pubes away

08.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

08.03.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 7616 ๐Ÿ” 2316 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
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Evil little man

08.03.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to cuddle with Nova but hes stepped on the healing wound on my boob from. Skin cancer removal. Like 3 times already.

08.03.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im high and want to make slime but I dont have glue and cant drive rn :(

08.03.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yay new 50 gallon rheem

07.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yay for working for a plumbing/hvac company lol im getting the new one at my discount

07.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guess whose 22 year old water heater shit the bed lol

07.03.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoa thunder

06.03.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wtf yeah they better UPGRADE you

06.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

?????? Holy shit

06.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I like platformers, open world, RPGs and life sims lol

06.03.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ETHAN I LITERALLY JUST HAD A MELANOMA REMOVED YESTERDAY SHAKES U

05.03.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SAME WTF

05.03.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AUGHHH YEAH but I would love to help you pick out parts when stuff eventually drops again. ๐Ÿ‘€

05.03.2026 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol the RAM kit I bought last may for $150 is now selling for $520 at micro center

05.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hehehehehehehe

05.03.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh...ur right

05.03.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0