I got punched in the head lol
09.03.2026 02:17
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I got punched in the head lol
Nothing like a nice full cup of beer before the hardcore show. Nobody is even standing in the middle of the venue so there's plenty of room. Nothing can go wrong.
Wait, what?
Buzzballz presents: Lilith Fair 2027
Get a shitty one off Facebook marketplace for like $50
PlayStation titties
Missing LA today ❤️🩹
if any chicagoans just got a spam text about the hemp ban please know the org is run by a florida maga vivek guy
Writing a manga about the Nebraska men's NCAA basketball team
Wasn't that the point?
Nice jacket
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
That scene at the end of the 1st Dr Strange movie where he uses the time stone to trap Dormmamu into an endless loop of killing him, but it's just me trying to remember some gay guy's name at a bar.
A fingerling potato half that looks like a cock and balls
This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!
The Denver airport is the hellmouth of the United States
Product idea: Sapphic™️ branded Stud Finder
Getting nice and fat for the clothing optional spa tomorrow
Gross!
this might hurt a lot of friends' feelings but chicago bulls fans display a level of "it's so over / we're so back" histrionics that i mainly associate with the philadelphia eagles
Hey Chris, wtf does that mean?
I want it so crazy you open my third eye
Somebody come over and go crazy on my ass with a massage gun
Considering it
The fuck you mean thanksgiving is next week?
Yes
Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch
just like me
they long to be
gross to you
I'm gonna invent a whole new astrology based on the two middle digits of your social security number.
I DO
Absolutely love this movie!