nic 🩵

colleague crush has a partner …

i feel it’s either private machines inside apartments or public machines in the laundry… what is going on…

laundry room in my apartment building is a public space but has individual privately owned washing machines… like what??

good morning anders and ben 😎

yday‘s roast trimmings by moi

aka hopefully natural causes

hopefully old enough to have lived a good life but “young” enough to not have suffered a lot of pain 😭

i’m from the town they invented epsom salts in 😎

so hard to make without the ready made things you can get in england 😭 completely homemade stuffing !!

moving apartment and it’s a nightmare

also no moon! would’ve been pitch black

the fact they didn’t even have a representative of the party that won the by-election on sky new‘s by-election special 😭😭

are you a bank account? cos you’ve got me interested 😎

exactly

officially became a german resident today … but moving back to england in like 4 months since i got dumped and i hate it here hahaha

i weep for homosexual rights

girl did you at least get another window seat ??

buying a monster and 4 bananas

“A++ … Roblox”

i refuse to believe tannoy technology has not advanced since like 1900… i can barely understand the train lady…

it wasn’t glasgow’s fault!!! she was overworked 😭😭

i would have done the same thing!

my uk politics hot take is that keir should’ve been fired for hiring m*ndelson even if he hadn’t been besties with a convicted paedo cos besides all that mandy’s still a piece of shit

going to budapest on friday and have no money in general but especially no hungarian forints … idk if i can pay with my euro card like i can in the UK or it’ll decline

happy birthday beautiful 💖

good morning, chuck !

dead at this, chuck

retweeettttt 😭😭😭

thanks handsome 😎 not the best vibes at the clerb but yolo !! germans are not natural djs (outside of techno)