Me, welcoming all my new followers
07.03.2026 19:17
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Me, welcoming all my new followers
Do Lamorne Morris Star-Lord next
Three new prints in stock and is it gauche to say they look good? All are on my website
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Patreon members get 20% off wink nudge 🧜🏼♂️
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It's funny that countless dollars and hours have been spent on it and still nobody has been able to make a Hutt that looks as believable as a puppet from 1983
Hey @kibblesmith.com what are you doing in this attic
Gas up 72 cents/gallon in 2 days
If you're on the Flight Crew, you get to choose your sticker every month. Or I can pick for you, if you're nasty
The sticker in this shipment, for your records:
Join the Labrador Flight Crew on Patreon and you get one of these every month 🫡
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Went to the Bone Temple and they were worshipping your mom
Feat. Muffin
Did you know you can just put a sticker over the Apple logo on the old iMac-that-I-now-only-use-to-watch-DVDs? BecauSe you CAN
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
And a reminder that even during "peacetime", the Pentagon spends more than $2 billion per day on this shit so. It's always there
Makes me look like useless trash by comparison
WW2 Navy vet and General Motors factory worker
If you can provide $3k checks for the entire middle class of America by taxing 900 people a little more, not only should you do it, but you should take it as a signal that your monetary system is broken
Guess who pulled an all-nighter channeling his feelings into a toothy fella? The full pic is on my Patreon, for free 🤙🏼
www.patreon.com/artness
Guess who pulled an all-nighter channeling his feelings into a toothy fella? The full pic is on my Patreon, for free 🤙🏼
www.patreon.com/artness
Bro, ICE is still here kidnapping people, now they’ve even got transit vans advertising fake companies.
In Stripes John Larroquette trips over something and says, “have that removed” to an enlisted soldier. I say that whenever anyone trips
Thank you to everyone who's joined the Patreon already! I am packing up the first ever squad kit and thought I'd show off what one of our members will be receiving, as both a Labrador Flight Crew member and by being one of the first 13 founding supporters on there.
www.patreon.com/artness
Only 8 spots left, chickadees
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Also other than touring, music is all about streaming now and it's not very good money so to split paltry Spotify royalties between 3 or 4 or 5 people (rather than a single artist) means it's even less viable
modern day slang is starting to sound like stuff the mutants would say in The Dark Knight Returns. “Leader don’t jestermaxx on Batman. Leader say he mogged Batman”
Hey so, please join? First 13 people to join, even if at the free level, are gonna get some free stuff sent to them in the mail. And it's like, *good* stuff.
www.patreon.com/artness
So, I launched a Patreon. In the spirit of the pioneers of old, who would mail people silly stickers in order to pay for health insurance. You can join for free or for $2. I've never done anything like this so please be gentle with my beefy-yet-tender elder millennial ass.
www.patreon.com/artness
Oh and the first 13 people to join any of the paid tiers will get extra stuff and then some. Below is the text of the inaugural post/mission statement for why the Patreon exists, if you'd like to give it a gander. 🧜🏼♂️
So, I launched a Patreon. In the spirit of the pioneers of old, who would mail people silly stickers in order to pay for health insurance. You can join for free or for $2. I've never done anything like this so please be gentle with my beefy-yet-tender elder millennial ass.
www.patreon.com/artness
"The Punisher" // 5x7" scratchboard
"If I see you anywhere near Hell, I'll kick your ass out." Prints and the original now up on my website.
artnessbyjustinbrown.com/store
