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@talkybirb

One person in my profile photo has great bone structure and looks good in a hat. The other person is me.

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Latest posts by Spring @talkybirb

“There is one half undescended testicle shared by all the Democrats in office and AOC has it.” - Jana the Wise

09.02.2025 17:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But her emails!

🤬🖕🏻🤬

06.02.2025 04:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Single ply thrice wiped, at that.

05.02.2025 18:58 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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I have words and they start with, “What in the actual fuck.”

There will be no grace given to nazis.

21.01.2025 00:18 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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20.01.2025 13:56 👍 15706 🔁 3114 💬 208 📌 107
Picture of a long sleeve light blue shirt with Grogu on it.

Picture of a long sleeve light blue shirt with Grogu on it.

Every so often I feel like I am actually doing this parenting thing ok, only to be immediately humbled by my nine year asking a question like this.

20.01.2025 19:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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All signs at hockey games shall now be judged against this one.

16.01.2025 06:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, fuck.

12.01.2025 04:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2025 - the year my temporomandibular joint went from TMJ to TMJHFC.

12.01.2025 03:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In other news, hell froze over.

10.01.2025 02:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Snort.

08.01.2025 06:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lawd.

07.01.2025 23:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have reached that point in life where shopping for new clothes means I go to Costco instead of Nordstrom.

07.01.2025 15:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Zero thoughts, only violence.

07.01.2025 08:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0