@Julianshea.bsky.social

He'd turn up for the final on the wrong day.

He's the anti-Paddington. If only he'd stayed in darkest Peru.

The fact that Rudolf Hess was guarded in Spandau Prison by a a 16-year-old Bernard Manning never gets any less bizarre. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/enterta...

Ping pong fury about seafront changes made in the 'dead of night' Regular table tennis players have shared their anger after seafront tables were moved.

'IT'S A PING PONG DING DONG' was sitting there waiting to be used as a headline and no-one bothered. Sometimes I despair of journalism in this country. www.theargus.co.uk/news/2591637...

'IT'S A PING PONG DING DONG' was sitting there waiting to be used as a headline and no-one bothered. Sometimes I despair of journalism in this country.

Nelson Mandela was born the day after the Romanovs were killed, so he's got a watertight alibi.

bsky.app/profile/adam... Uh-huh.

🎵 If you could see what I see, when I'm sinking shipping... 🎵

It's possible that Lloyd Bridges could have been present at the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand and the break-up of Menswear. It makes you think, doesn't it?

Yes, he is. Next question?

VAR: Masked fan unplugs monitor in German second division match A masked fan unplugged a VAR monitor in a German second division match as the referee went to the pitchside screen to check a penalty award.

I'm looking at you @lordshortcake.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

It's not about criticism of Starmer, surely it's about relentless abuse of the entire country.

Lib Dem leader calls for King's US state visit to be cancelled after Trump's criticism of Starmer Sir Ed Davey said President Donald Trump started an illegal war when the US launched airstrikes on Iran and has repeatedly insulted the UK over the use of British bases.

It's remarkable that it has taken anyone this long to actually say this out loud. news.sky.com/story/lib-de...

*Twice*.

Eyeing a swoop, surely.

Taking the political temperature of the nation with a rectal thermometer.

That cutlery drawer won't sort itself.

Ha. Hahahahahahaha.
(The ha-ing continues).
It turns out standing next to the school bully cheering him on doesn't mean that he actually likes you. Who could have guessed?
Anyway, where was I... hahahahaha (repeat to fade)

Hiding in plain sight all this time.

It was at a vape shop, so don't worry, it was candyfloss flavoured fire.

It's alright, it was candyfloss flavoured fire.

I am more than aware of the character of my own club West Ham's owner, but - dear oh dear...

Classy bunch.

The sad thing is he'd probably pass the fit and proper owner test.

They'll be selling Easter eggs next. This country. 🙄

Good Lord, what they must have rejected to choose this as a front page story?

I think that might be a design fault.

Straight red. Off you go.

@aiannucci.bsky.social Hiding in plain sight.