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Γ‰ o fim da aventura humana na Terra. πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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As famosas Igrejas Church

07.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Arte

05.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 666 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 74
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β€œOs Estados Unidos sΓ£o viciados em guerra. Ao longo de seus mais de 240 anos de histΓ³ria, estiveram em guerra durante todos, exceto 16 anos.

Os Estados Unidos sΓ£o a principal causa da desordem internacional, da turbulΓͺncia global e da instabilidade regional.”

28.02.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 1937 πŸ” 597 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 67
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Folha: a

eu:

22.02.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 693 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

cidade da minha mΓ£e

21.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My princess ❀️

21.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Disney, feche suas portas imediatamente

19.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there was a shortage of food because some billionaires decided to buy all the world's as yet ungrown agricultural output to feed a species of as yet unborn space pigs, people wouldn't be arguing semantics over whether or not a shortage caused by theft is a real shortage or not

18.02.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 280 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Instagram comment on a Bad Bunny Half-Time Show:

- He didn't mention my country 😭
- Which one
- πŸ‡΅πŸ‡° Pakistan 😭

Instagram comment on a Bad Bunny Half-Time Show: - He didn't mention my country 😭 - Which one - πŸ‡΅πŸ‡° Pakistan 😭

16.02.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 1024 πŸ” 249 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 18

Alinhar as shakiras

13.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ

By Aram J. French

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Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

12.02.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 12663 πŸ” 4119 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 61

Globoplay caiu 😭 #bbb26

11.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/are-you-two-friends

First panel:

Are you two mutually intelligible?

Second panel:

Spanish: no

Portuguese: yes

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/are-you-two-friends First panel: Are you two mutually intelligible? Second panel: Spanish: no Portuguese: yes

DiscussΓ£o se o Brasil faz parte da AmΓ©rica Latina Γ© perspectivista, originada dessa diferenΓ§a bΓ‘sica aqui:

10.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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09.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 2121 πŸ” 545 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 15
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@paulomoreira.bsky.social e @ilustralu.bsky.social em paredes canadenses β€οΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ

08.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.02.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Milena sacou a referΓͺncia do Bridgerton! #bbb26

04.02.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

muita gente tΓ‘ vendo no Globoplay. Tem atΓ© caΓ­do o app

04.02.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Novo massacre da populaΓ§Γ£o palestina apΓ³s bombardeio em Gaza. Como eles dizem em inglΓͺs, pra Israel, β€œcease-fire” significa β€œyou cease and I fire”.

31.01.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

assume essa careca, Diogo! #bbb26

31.01.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NΓ£o podia colocar esse bastΓ£o num lugar mais difΓ­cil de ver? Ainda tem uma cor de nada #bbb26

30.01.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quem puder ajudar as aΓ§Γ΅es da Pastoral de Rua, o PIX e dados bancΓ‘rios oficiais sΓ£o esses:

Chave Pix: 63.089.825/0097-96
Banco Bradesco| Ag: 0132
Cc: 0535857-4|
CNPJ: 63.089.825/0097-96

28.01.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 907 πŸ” 857 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 9

Eu gosto da Sol Iarnuou. #bbb26

21.01.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oba!!

20.01.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chaiany & Gabi ❀️❀️ #bbb26

20.01.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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VENGO A EMPEΓ‘AR A MI NOBEL DE LA PAZ

16.01.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 1089 πŸ” 457 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 34
"The craziest thing I ever saw  was long thick very frilly, rococo looking inner labia. To the point it almost looked like a double set (two on each side). Very fancy."

"The craziest thing I ever saw was long thick very frilly, rococo looking inner labia. To the point it almost looked like a double set (two on each side). Very fancy."

perguntaram pra pessoas que jΓ‘ viram muitas bucetas num contexto profissional o que deixou elas surpresas

15.01.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 381 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 62

Cowboy: β€œtive mais voto que o Lula, pô” #BBB26

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