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Thank god you sought solace in bsky where there are no children whining about bullshit

07.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ABC's of selling:

A - Always
B - Be
C - CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR IT’S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY

07.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn good

07.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These people deserve the gallows. A bunch of sick freaks who don't belong in society.

07.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
The aforementioned food on a white plate

The aforementioned food on a white plate

Sweet & tangy glazed steaks, everything mashed potatoes, and roasted romanesco

07.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, that is the basis of elections, transphobe

07.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kissinger and Hilary getting ready to hug

Kissinger and Hilary getting ready to hug

She was right - about everything.

What a kind and empathetic person.

07.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus christ you people are so beyond help

07.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This woman, US citizen living in Skokie, was detained at Ohare yesterday, taken to Broadview, then transferred to a detention facility in Wisconsin, now released. We know all this not because of DHS, who repeatedly denied that they even had her, but because her phone was pinging in those locations.

07.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 2820 πŸ” 1109 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 33

Morty.

07.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Repost if you used to drink from the hose

07.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jail

07.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"It takes 10,000 hours of practice to become an expert"

lol ok you want me to have sex 1,200,000 times??

07.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The resonance cascade started because he dropped a werthers into the beam

07.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TTRPG SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT:
CW: CSA materials
I've just heard from a trusted source (with evidence linked below)
that @ colbosch. bsky. social was arrested in June last year for possession of CSAM.
Sharing this info so that others can look into it for themselves and keep themselves safe.

05.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 262 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 56
Preview
How the Hillary Clinton campaign deliberately "elevated" Donald Trump with its "pied piper" strategy - Salon.com An email released by WikiLeaks shows how the Democratic Party purposefully

I mean you could have just looked through the comments and found this. Probably would have been quicker

07.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection detained three U.S. citizens and three Green Card holders, including an Evanston resident, at O'Hare Thrusday afternoon

At least one, an Evanston woman, is currently being held at Broadview's ICE facility, her sister told me

07.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1860 πŸ” 769 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 64

My parents' sex tape

07.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
dry brined sirloin
creamy bourbon pan sauce
mexican rice
korean cucumber tomato salad

dry brined sirloin creamy bourbon pan sauce mexican rice korean cucumber tomato salad

locked in to learn the recipes after my mom passed, turned into a practical skill i can share w/ folks. and sometimes it connects me to other cultures.

threading some of my favorite dishes i made so far 🧡

dry brined sirloin w/ creamy bourbon pan sauce, mexican rice and korean cucumber tomato salad

07.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4

Yeah can you help

07.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the accessibility tab in my Bluesky settings, showing the alt text toggled on "require alt text before posting"

Btw alt text is also a fun place to shamelessly editorialize on your post and there ain't no character limit. Go ahead and share the Canterbury Tales here plus throw in a random Fuck or Shitass. It's a delightful pastime

A screenshot of the accessibility tab in my Bluesky settings, showing the alt text toggled on "require alt text before posting" Btw alt text is also a fun place to shamelessly editorialize on your post and there ain't no character limit. Go ahead and share the Canterbury Tales here plus throw in a random Fuck or Shitass. It's a delightful pastime

Friends, please use Alt Text whenever you post images. It helps those with sight issues understand your sparkling captions & assists those of us who are hopelessly unhip in getting your references. Just toggle it in the settings for a reminder every time you share a bot mot, THANKYOUSOMUCH

07.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 287 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 12

Somebody punch this nazi fuck in his god damn face

07.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's this monkey, and he's gone to heaven

07.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it β€œthe monkey that...” or β€œthe monkey who...”? Anyway, he killed my dad

07.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you considered abandoning all morals and emotions

07.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t know why everyone is so concerned about the cost of a barrel of oil lol i only change my oil like once a year lemme know when gas goes up lol that’s the stuff i use every day

07.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we must reduce our dependence on carbon. please, switch to spaghetti solarara

07.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4
Preview
1908 New York to Paris Car Race (Live)

The dollop is a history podcast with two comedians (and occasional guests). There are a handful of problematic episodes early on, but they got far more progressive as they went along, quite possibly because of all the history they learned. This is a good one, with James Adomian

07.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was it around March 17th

07.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0