Olivia

happy international womens day btw

"slay the spire"? u mean bottom surgery?

Girl tummy is life 😵‍💫

Gf had a sex dream involving me last night where apparently she teased me to orgasm and my response was to be rather upset and repeat that good girls aren't allowed to cum 🤦🤦🤦

Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.

would you fuck me slow or speed it up 🥺💋🖤

⟡ #trans ⟡ #tgirl ⟡ #transporn ⟡ #chastitycage ⟡ #fuckingmachine ⟡ #dildo ⟡ #anal ⟡ #latex ⟡ #bodywriting ⟡

transphobia is comorbid with being a fucking cunt in every other aspect of your life

Tess and Leah flexing in a locker room mirror, Leah's abs are just superhumanly good and Tess's are doing their best to keep up, which is still very good, but also, goddamn Leah. Tess also has a massive hickey on her neck that matches her hair

Q: What sound does it make when you rub two washboards together?
A: [redacted]

Just gonna drop this here 🫣🔥

theonion.com/this-war-wil...

[illustration of inner ear] snail in my ear telling me to do a weird rant about george galloway [woman holding head] me (listening to the snail)

Lmao

Gorton & Denton by-election, 2026 Source: Britain Elects SIAIS r EFTIES Green GAIN from Labour 40.7 28.7 25.4 1.9 1.8 Grn 427.5 Ref 414.6 Lab 725.4 Con 76.0 Lib 72.0 1.4 Oth 78.9

Starmer:

“If you don’t like our policies you can leave.”

Voters:

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

I agree that the amount of hate Starmer receives is not proportionate for how much he should be hated. Which is a lot, lot, lot more.

Photo of a pan pizza. Text says “Worse than you remember, or your money back.” And the Pizza Hut logo

Incredible ad in my digest email from The Onion

You know what's odd? The British Press used to completely obsess over the notion of secret pedophiles trafficking kids. Now that its been confirmed that it happens, but the perpetrators are wealthy white guys they're all keen to turn the temperature down?

this entire situation was crafted by the BAFTA hosts to create discourse and drive up the amount of press for their show. absolutely ghoulish behavior, they straight up used this guy's disability for shock value and directed it at two black men on stage to milk an intersectional oppositional framing

what the actual fuck, mods

The BBC’s decision to cut this section of Akinola Davies Jr’s speech when the Baftas was broadcast later in the day is shameful.

Slightly more realistic is having a shared sex slave that a bunch of people can use. Then you can all share the responsibility for keeping her healthy, and she'll be a lot less bored if she's getting railed five to ten ten times a day

Britain is never going to have a serious conversation about the fact that one of the queen's final acts in life was to knowingly spend millions protecting one of Jeffrey Epstein's top collaborators just because he was mummy's favourite special boy.

She was a cruel, out of touch piece of shit.

I am kind of scared about how fast all of these sites are kind of just pointing the gun at you to hand over your personal information. Feels like the opposite of everything i learned about internet safety when i was in elementary school

thinking abouit how in korean traditional theater there is a monster called yeongno which eats rich people and if it eats 100 of them it gets to go to heaven (I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well and I can't explain what it looks like, sort of like an anteater) Like can we summon this m quasi-normalcy replies - go little fellow!

I believe in you, little guy

something to be smothered in

The thing is, I turn 50 next month. Every industry I’ve ever worked in has collapsed entirely, is collapsing now, or I’m physically incapable of doing on a full time basis anymore. Like. It’s this or run a fuckin Burger King until it kills me or some shit like that. I got nothin left.

they dont tell you this but after a few years on estrogen cumming is a lot easier with a big tentacle pressing against your insides

a possibly nsfw pic of a hot trans girl

Reskeet if you love chubby cuties!

hi the sun goddess wants to hold you down and torture you sexually ok she thinks the way your tummy moves when you have an orgasm is really cute and she wants to watch it happen over and over again until it stops being fun for you and then a little more ok?? ok ok thank u ok.