What a good drone!
28.02.2026 00:53
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What a good drone!
The highest quality anatomical gags for your fantasies
Such a good drone.
If you see this, do it!!
☆ Pronouns: it/its
☆ Height: 6’0”
☆ Zodiac: is a machine
☆ Smoke: only when malfunctioning
☆ Tattoos: again, is a machine (our host human has one)
☆ Piercing: many holes drilled for accessories.
☆ Fav color: Black, Purple
☆ Fav drink: dihydrogen monoxide, (and whisky)
A humanoid drone idles in ready positions arms to the side awaiting its next command.
We are back online awaiting directives.
Unnnnnnnnnnf such a good photo.
We should have snagged a ticket when our conflict cancelled the night before the meet.
We clearly need our proofreading algorithm reprogrammed.
*pennance
Apologies for our absence lately. Please accept our offering of a drone in a closet as pennants.
Breaking character for a moment…FUCK YEAH!!!! Mental health progress too!
We find this human to be incredibly beautiful.
A humanoid black rubber drone is seen in a bedroom space folding its owner’s clothes and placing them neatly on a freshly made bed.
Sometimes you just don’t want to fold your laundry, so you make your brand new drone do it.
Yes, our programming directs us to return to our dock when our batteries require recharging. We are motivated by our programming, we do not understand this human concept of “fun?”
Our batteries are at critical levels. Time to recharge. 🪫
Why would humans need a garment to support an accessory attached to their frame? Did the designer not provide proper structural reinforcement? Humans are such odd creatures.
A black rubber humanoid drone holds up a black bra looking confused at the bra’s purpose.
Human; why do you have this big blindfold?
We are emitting disappointed beeps that we will be unable to join you. The event would have lined up perfectly with our programming.
A faceless black rubber humanoid drone stands at attention to have its photograph captured by its owner to be shown in marketing images.
50 followers in approximately 24 hours makes this drone emit happy beeps.
A faceless humanoid drone clad in black rubber stands relaxed.
HD-4 Max BIT complete; awaiting command.
Funny beeps
Coyote. It is our Bluetooth command system.
A black rubber humanoid drone stands facing to the side with its head hung as if inspecting its leg.
HD-4 Max (Alpha test mode) online.
