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Meat. Magic. Metals. Mickey. (You're so pretty)

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It's Latin.

For bone spurs.

10.03.2026 05:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last Chance saloon.

They don't serve Big Macs.
Blood clots are optional.

09.03.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My 5 year old predicted this as well

09.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't be surprised if Trump uses this threat to justify shutting down various public gatherings, such as campaign functions; as well as to curtail or completely shut down mid-term voting due to "security concerns".

09.03.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I back you 911% it is his only hope.

They've been very discreet about it, they don't usually tell you in advance what their bullshit secret strategy is.

09.03.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buffoon gonna do a US terrorism just to stay power?

Well, ain't that some 911 nonsense, by that I mean call the cops. Duh!

09.03.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Apparently, Lindsey Graham's drunken Fox News bullshit isn't working in the more clear-eyed Middle East.

09.03.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 5802 ๐Ÿ” 1697 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 194 ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

Choreography was much better in the one with the ketchup

08.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't even think he's that advanced tbf

08.03.2026 10:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So it's not looking great?

07.03.2026 18:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pigeons can play backgammon, they are not stupid like that SOMF

06.03.2026 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He is out of his league.

He'll soon be back in a cage with Krusty.

06.03.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they could block the sun, wind and tides, they fucking would.

Maybe that's their final plan.

06.03.2026 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like to see Krusty flapping,

But

I don't really want to see her stretched flaps.

06.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MarkWayne

in Spain ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ

Falls mainly

In a Cage

06.03.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are we on World War 4?

Has the 3rd one been upgraded already?

Can't keep up with all the "winning"

06.03.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Don't worry, I got your back"

06.03.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You may wanna have a proper gander at it

06.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He isn't physically immortal...

There's one!

06.03.2026 06:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scrappy Doo

06.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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[snaps fingers, gestures veteran's hand breaking]

05.03.2026 06:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Diplomatic Immunity vibes

05.03.2026 05:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lyrics

Dreadlock Holiday by 10cc (of botox)

"I DON'T LIKE CRICKET? NO,
I SHOOT IT"

05.03.2026 05:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rep. Moskowitz can be seen wearing a "JUSTICE FOR CRICKET" pin as he questions Kristi Noem

04.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 14312 ๐Ÿ” 2896 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 541 ๐Ÿ“Œ 247

"And knock one out as a bomb lands on a playground"

04.03.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Krusty Noem had a bad of "Vibes".
But random bloke saved the day.
Hurrah

04.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cockles

04.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAJOR BREAKING: The House Oversight Committee just VOTED 24-19 to issue a subpoena against AG Pam Bondi in the Jeffrey Epstein investigation.

04.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4111 ๐Ÿ” 1055 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 203 ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

Slightly Donald Duck I thought

04.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0