Memento (new) Morty 🌙

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

what about a random blueksy user

I'd die for this dumb dog

I didn't

You're severely underestimating the number of whites who enjoyed the office

look at the face I can't stop laughing dude

he's inbread

where is the fun in that

this is how trachs are made

My tamigotchi is going to live forever and cannot e destroyed like the wolverine

Or her husband. I've had zero lemon drop martinis

moggin on my loggins til I reach the danger zone

Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.

I wouldn't trust him to walk my dog that's been dead for 13 years and was a paraplegic

Yes

I had 2 IPAs, 5 hours of sleep, 2 code blues, and this was the only thought I could come up with. Pls enjoy.

yacht rockmaxxing

kenny moggins

living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices

deleting my posts in shame (I made a typo and didnt notice)

Cincinnati folks, tomorrow!

For sure

kids might be the only thing more humbling. mine told me my perfume smelled like rotten potatoes the other day

Haha

The Pitt is good. I haven't seen the second season.

I am the sassy charge nurse!

That rule doesn't apply to me specifically

I am?? Bored??? At work????

kids might be the only thing more humbling. mine told me my perfume smelled like rotten potatoes the other day

I need thrown out a window.