cardan

i’m pretty sure my cat is not coming back because she is not that smart! so!! i’m sorry about your cat though :c

(it’s lucifer if anybody gafs)

my parents after the cat i specifically told them not to let out, does not come back home after they let her out

i’m perfectly healthy i got my blood tested and i don’t think i poked myself since then

how i do not have any blood transmitted disease is beyond me #thankgod #blessed

genuinely the worst situation ever is to look at a patient’s file and see “HEPATITIS” written there after i just put an IV in the most careless way known to mankind

imagine you’re a patient and you enter the room only to see your doctor walking around with a perfusion while working (that is what my patients experience)

oh his mother is super hot too actually

something taking you a long time to do does not equate to it being good, you could spend 35 years for all i care drawing but if the end result is a stick figure then that’s all it’s worth

you do not know just how hot kaz’s dad is

they don’t mind

when people say “hide your brothers/sisters/mothers/fathers” it’s usually a joke. i am not joking at all when i say hide your loved ones from cardan.

i wish i did that

this ramadan god is testing me by having every person i know text me filthy needy texts and expecting me to what?? not answer back??

i love male characters that have sparkles around them whenever they’re on screen

i need to get paid again…. i have so much to buy

jesus christ god help me

i didn’t buy a thing!!!

overheard in the bookstore “bro it’s so cool to read what the fuck it’s like you’re watching a movie”

gonna keep my hair as it is tonight, if i wake up looking like a broccoli tomorrow, trust, i’m getting a buzz cut

i got so used to just brushing my hair i forgot my hair is actually curly

no i just washed my hands at least 50 times in one night and it made my hands bleed apparently

having bruised knuckles is so fucking embarrassing i look like a loser who punched a wall

i thought about it but i was worried i’d have a weird looking skull

when cardan broke up with his ex i sat in genuine fear that he’d facetime me at some random hour with a bald ass fucking head bc he felt “impulsive”

me and you know who

CAN I SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE JESUS CHRIST DO I TALK FUCK OFF CARDAN

(me)

you’re just like your father

i am so late fuck me