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Murray Siegel

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Author of two books: "Cupid Wore Snow Boots" and "MurMurings - Funny Tales of Terror and Other Desperate Cries for Help". Film, baseball and book nerd. Please send cookies (oatmeal raisin preferred, others accepted). Murraysiegel.com

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I used to work with his wife in the 80s and he would stop by a lot. Very nice people. Was so sorry to hear this sad news.

03.03.2026 23:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought they weren't going to be there.

19.02.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally. And it ain't no nothin' burger.

11.02.2026 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Started shoveling at dawn. This is the only part of my body that doesn't hurt.

25.01.2026 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just drove 12 miles with verbal Waze instructions provided by SpongeBob Squarepants whilst I listened to Miles Davis' "Bitches Brew". It was a deeply religious experience.

23.01.2026 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looked cute, too. ๐Ÿ˜‰

19.01.2026 03:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watching this series is like candy for me; I can't get enough! 8 more hours to go.
If you consider yourself a patriot, watch it.
If you don't consider yourself a patriot, watch it.
If you're British, um, you may want to skip it.
Finally, Mandy Patinkin's impression of Ben Franklin is SPOT On!

18.11.2025 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I have to see that woman in the commercial for the new Johnny Knoxville show gack one more time, I'm going to gack. #mlb ##WorldSeries

29.10.2025 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Will be a lot of them in the Class of '43. #mlb #shoheiohtani #worldseries #dodgers

29.10.2025 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You wear it well. I think this will catch on globally.

28.10.2025 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The baseball season will be over by next weekend and that makes me fkn sad. Please send peanuts and cracker jacks.

25.10.2025 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your words just gave me a chill.

23.10.2025 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love this!

22.10.2025 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Source of Amazon outage identified.

20.10.2025 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BREAKING NEWS: Ohtani hits three more home runs overnight while sleeping.

18.10.2025 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you ever witness a crime and don't get a good look at the perpetrator, you should still give the police a detail like "He had a head". That way, they'll still think you're cooperating.

18.10.2025 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think that if an armoured cash transport truck sideswipes your car, you should be entitled to keep all of the cash that it is carrying. Agree?

09.10.2025 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember you from MD. I ran Hoff Theater then; knew a lot of your reporters. Fun times.

09.10.2025 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was spring 1982.

09.10.2025 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agree...Sidebar: were you still at U of MD when the O's came to play the Terps? I think the final was about 18-2.

09.10.2025 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Btw. Are you for or against keeping Mansolino as manager?

09.10.2025 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The rotation finished strong and should be pretty good next year. The injuries definitely killed the team, but so did losing their closer and a bad RISP average. (That said, I think it was bad league-wise). A healthy team next year can go far. Go O's!

09.10.2025 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the Orioles could hit with RISP this season, they'd be the ones sending the Yankees home. Such a sad year - I feel your pain.

09.10.2025 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If music can be an ear worm, does that mean a sesame seed stuck between your teeth is a taste worm?

09.10.2025 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My sympathies. Without naps, I'm nothing.

02.10.2025 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's rough! Does sleep do that to you, too? ๐Ÿค”

01.10.2025 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So....you're not a napper, huh? ๐Ÿคฃ

01.10.2025 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ever notice on an airplane when there's one little kid crying, all of the other little kids stare at the the child with a "what a dipsh*t" look on their faces?

24.09.2025 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still waiting for his college records. Surprised they were never leaked.

13.07.2025 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May all of your dreams come true. Except for the one where you're naked on stage in front of a big audience.

13.07.2025 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0