Advith

"If the Wii did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it" - Voltaire

Thats true. I still dont think there are very many games like the prime series. They tried making a fourth one but they somehow made open world unreal slop instead of a coherent metroidvania

I did not like prime 2 tbh. I think retro got too good at their own game and I found the environments a lot less fun to look at and navigate. Still much better than prime 3 though

Its crazy how they havent released a good metroid game since prime (don't @ me)

Klanadians proud of their syrup empire

Yeah, I just wish people didn't have a reflexive disgust towards it (albeit it seems like that disgust reaction is only common among younger more insecure people)

I feel like I'm the only person that wants to be balding, hairy and fat in a world where everyone wants to be a skinny gay twink or a hot woman... why is the world so messed up

Grinder

ITs so nice to call someone a "good boypett" if you ever get the chance

Your support is so appreciated it's nice that there are other true ones around here. I hope you find your straight boypet someday

I need to keep a boy locked in a kennel so I can experiment with injecting SERMs and other hormones into him until he fits my desires exactly

It is??

Starting my cockroach milk factory under communism (we pay the cockroaches in labor vouchers)

Advith is always trying to get my goat by asking questions like "why did you buy the big carrots"

pervert

"I’m being told about cat food every 5 minutes"

Fucking and Loving are the same thing

The first or second year I started teaching one of my students asked me "have you played among us?". And I genuinely didnt know what among us was lmao. At that point I realized I crossed some sort of threshold

How old are your classmates lol? I feel like once you reach your upper 20s/early 30s you realize that there are just going to be generational in-jokes and slang you won't understand

Teaching undergrads how to count: "1, 2, 3" (bracing myself) "4, 5" (teeth clenched) "6, 7"
*Undergrads start screaming and yelling at deafening volume. Child 3 (19 M) throws a labubu iphone at my eye. Child 7 (22 M) accuses me of being a groomer. Child 12 (25 F) asks me why I'm proship. FML.

Salary if you understand hilbert-von neumann bundles: 1,000/month
Salary if you understand SDEs and random gaussians: 100,000/month

You dont seem very full of hate tbh

NEed to cuddle and squeeze a twink between my arms while petting him and calling him a "a good boy"

I've always been told that biting is a universal sign of love... have I been lied to??

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the indefagitable gambler

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