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C.J. Toledano

@cjtoledano

I make basketball stuff, sometimes funny • Founder, Follow Through Studio Past: Bleacher Report, House of Highlights, Detroit Pistons, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and Blockbuster

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Fill their rosters with overseas guys and let them duke it out once every year til they’re in nursing homes.

26.12.2024 03:49 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even after they retire, Netflix should do LeBron vs. Steph every Christmas.

26.12.2024 03:48 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
Basketball player dunking a star on a Christmas tree

Basketball player dunking a star on a Christmas tree

🎨: Hoopy Holidays 🏀🎄

12.12.2024 19:52 👍 118 🔁 27 💬 7 📌 2
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Why is Rob Pelinka acting like the girl from The Ring?

10.12.2024 19:11 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

will be catching up! we’ve been rooting for Ivey since Purdue.

08.12.2024 22:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Am I crazy or is the lay-up package kind of extinct in current NBA? Maybe I’m just missing the 2010 guard class of D-Rose, John Wall, Wade, prime Westbrook, early Kyrie, Kobe, etc…

08.12.2024 21:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I used to think the mid 2010s was the best time for sports edits but I was wrong because I just watched an Al Jefferson post moves mix on TikTok scored by a Feist song and almost started crying.

07.12.2024 05:18 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Because that’s what makes you Carl Powers

05.12.2024 07:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I miss the days when LeBron teams that weren’t good enough just got deleted overnight and a new roster would appear and he’d be in the Finals again.

05.12.2024 02:32 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Exactly! So many cliffhangers just in the title.

04.12.2024 04:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The only NBA Cup I care about.

04.12.2024 04:26 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think I don’t like any popular TV shows because they all have boring names like Landman, Slow Horses, Disclaimer, or Silo. You want me to watch a show? Be called like The Gobstopper Boyz, Rocketship Twins, or Tornado Rollercoaster High.

04.12.2024 04:17 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He's coming to Kingdom Hearts

03.12.2024 21:51 👍 1426 🔁 438 💬 30 📌 5

it's crazy we're still watching this roster

03.12.2024 17:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gonna crowdfund to star an app where it’s Twitter but the Lakers are 82-0

03.12.2024 04:48 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Came to Bluesky for a positive experience but the Lakers are still bad here too?

03.12.2024 04:39 👍 120 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

NFL playoffs should be like Mario Kart courses. A round at the beach, jungle, snow, and then Super Bowl at a Rainbow Road type place where players can fall off the side of the field into infinite space.

02.12.2024 01:53 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This always felt like a weird dream

01.12.2024 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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54 gotta be the worst number you can hoop in 😭 Which number is worse? 🤣

01.12.2024 19:54 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 2

Our hometown Dodgers winning the World Series ruined my toddler’s brain. He just said “no fireworks?” after watching the 5-7 Colts beat the 3-9 Patriots with us.

01.12.2024 21:05 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We love Anthony Richardson’s fullback ass in our house.

01.12.2024 20:58 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lakers have the same exact record as they did 19 games in as last season (11-8). If JJ Redick really is a basketball sicko, there’s no way he’s fine with this roster. For the love of god, Rob, do something.

01.12.2024 17:25 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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And Phil Hartman was Kevin Love.

01.12.2024 15:17 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We gotta ban the hoodie and blazer combo in football broadcasting.

30.11.2024 17:14 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Idea: A Christmas “Jackass” movie where they go through the house and do all the actual stunts from “Home Alone.”

30.11.2024 02:13 👍 80 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 1

Trying the Eberflus method of parenting: no timeouts.

29.11.2024 22:35 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is an amazing NBA starter pack. It's got it all. Just hit Follow All !

go.bsky.app/5YP4x2U

29.11.2024 04:43 👍 3714 🔁 462 💬 268 📌 47
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Despite the jersey, we highly encourage no playing in the street.

29.11.2024 14:24 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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All my homies love “Dutch” just as much as “Planes, Trains, & Automobiles.”

29.11.2024 12:59 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a Filipino, my two favorite NBA teams are the Lakers and Jared McCain.

28.11.2024 00:51 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0