got a new dictionary and immediately used it to look up the definition of evil
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got a new dictionary and immediately used it to look up the definition of evil
takes talent to be both a chonk AND just a little guy
Just a little guy with eyes and a mouth that someone made on the base of a stoplight. He is both a chonk and a little guy.
I love him
what if I got really into carrying a change purse
it's not only whimsical, but enables further whimsy (pinball, gumballs)
ADVICE FROM LUCY
Absence of certainty is never the problem.
That’s what we focus on––
instead of the frightening, specific problems
that would take a lot of work to combat.
#SmallPoemSunday
A new advice poem published this week by Be About It Press. Thanks @alexandranaughton.bsky.social for picking it.
I need to re-read it myself from time to time.
How rude. Of course dogs can do ballet. www.instagram.com/dancersanddogs
fighting the good fight 🫠
I'm not my dog's mom, but I AM his publicist
"Customers only care about one thing: barely functioning AI crammed into every facet of their lives."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/our...
Wrote a weird riff on "Snow-Bound"; if you're stuck inside today you could sign up and read it. buttondown.com/gregorycrosby
My friend wrote this about Alex. She was his last nursing student. He taught her lessons we all need right now.
I'm sure the waitress loves you, too.
the psychological need to be the waitress's favorite
My husband just resized his too, and he ended up getting a temporary ring in the meantime because he felt too weird without it
every six months, I watch a movie with a beautiful woman in it and think to myself, "wow, who is this beautiful woman??" and I look it up and it's megan fox
"Imagine" sounds like what the pod people would sing to Carol Sturka
when you don't know what kind of music someone likes, just start playing rare Caribbean disco and see what happens
Skyscraper (horse) was born in 1786 which was a century before the first skyscraper building!!!
bring back the haunted K-mart
get in loser, we're doing "the artist's way"
I explained to Mariska Hargitay where Yonkers is
They're gooberlicious!
"you don't have a tax ID number, because you're a dog" - a real thing I just said to my dog
Our 12th most-read piece of the year:
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-c...
ah yes, the time of the year when I convince myself that next year, I will somehow be both more productive AND more relaxed
Robyn's "Bum Like You" could also be called "Yes Scrubs"
A small dog puts his paws up on my legs, looking forlorn. He would like me to sit by him on the couch, please.
Trying to work from my desk instead of the couch, but my dog keeps looking at me like this
The thing about Williamsburg is that you see a cute dog and KNOW they have an Instagram account
Queen Latifah and LL Cool J in "The Last Holiday" (2006).
Queen Latifah sits at a table and looks stunning in a red dress.
THE LAST HOLIDAY (2006, directed by Wayne Wang) is an excellent movie. Queen Latifah is wonderful, and I now understand why LL Cool J stands for "Ladies Love Cool James."