Break out the freedom fries, pardner! We gonna bomb something.
07.03.2026 16:46
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Break out the freedom fries, pardner! We gonna bomb something.
The wheel and I need to be alone.
More of a sign than a symptom *thump, thump, thump* - wormsign
What the world is waiting for 🙏
Spike Milligan: Ayatollyah I was ill
“STOP!
STOP!
HE'S ALREADY DEAD!”
Well done.
Can we have another Once Upon a Time in Hollywood where Chuck Norris gets his ass kicked by Brad Pitt in a backlot?
Whom shall I torture now?
#notallamericans
The Americans have long had it in for the Ancient Near East: geopolitical neurosis with a body count.
Here’s an idea: don’t be a [bad person] if you can help it.
If my life flashed before my eyes I feel like too much screen time would make want to fast-forward a fair bit of it. I mean, I was there. No need to go over past crapulous behaviour in such exquisite detail.
Unless you like the G-force of rapid acceleration towards?
What are you going to do? Charge history with irony?
If I post enough I should be able to get into a stupid fight
Excellent
we’re isomorphic with a donut
And a coffee cup with a handle
It goes in one end
Where else would it go?
Since 1975: feel better?
They’re exceptionally well armed at least en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis...
Has the current thing been sufficiently masticated yet?
Is one even learning if one doesn’t have one’s wingtip on the other fellow’s throat?
Suss-Suss-Suss-adieu
No longer freaked out, though? Just tell him, “you ain’t whipped, but someone needs to steer this ‘ship!”
Sorry, that’s probably not helpful.
We should bring back that Scott fellow. He seemed nice.
Never, under any circumstances, say what you think.
hello haemorrhoids
“Common crow” always sounded slightly sneering to me 😂. But Orchard Swallowtail and Blue Triangle hardly seem to capture the beauty of those species, so 🤷🏼♀️
