bobby_hill_real

I bet the octopus could be a bird if it tried to be, they're real smart

@serf.bsky.social !!!

nobody even said it had to be ON, jeez

I'd say the average cookie is better than the average cupcake but there are some cupcakes that surpass any cookie

Screenshot of a dark-mode Google Search result from Bloomberg.com that reads: "Bloomberg.com https://www.bloomberg.com Chris Cocks, Hasbro Inc: Profile and Biography Christian P Cocks "Chris". Chief Executive Officer, Hasbro Inc ; PREVIOUS POSITION. President/COO, Wizards of The Coast Inc USA ; EDUCATION. Harva"

Holy shit his middle initial is P

Crispy Cocks

Put a lil catnip in there maybe, it'd be thematically appropriate

watership down / the plague dogs remain the undisputed kings of this genre

thanks Richard Adams

maria bamford is really good still

You would think she would appreciate people pretending to compete against each other while actually collaborating, being a Democrat and all

if i wanted to have an indepth discussion on the nature of consciousness I'd be posting on Reddit or something, not a microblogging site with a 300 character post limit ffs

lmaooooooo <3

heyyyy amtrak. how about you make your website so it isn't basically nonfunctional on Firefox browser, hey? like i get if you can't test on every platform, there's a lot of em, but firefox use is PRETTY WIDESPREAD so

get ur shit together ok

No. Fuck you.

did you finally upgrade to the cupholder armrests

markwayne muffin

what about the creeptofascists

well I guess that means JD Vance is off the hook for any racist thing *he's* ever done too, right?

The Stallion, by Ween

i mean especially 11 days or so before the Ides

The sleeper has awakened
The spice must flow

Knew the article was *at least* poorly researched because it said support for win 10 ends this year, when it either already ended or has another two and a half years left (depending on if you're talking about free support or paid support)

also good luck buying a new PC with most of the RAM and other components going entirely to AI centers

"is set to release later this year, right around the time when Windows 10’s support ends" is wrong regardless of if they meant the Official End of Support (last year!) or when they actually stop releasing updates for windows 10 for the ppl who paid to stay on 10 (which iirc is supposed to be 2028)

don't you have a Disneyland ride to look miserable on, Corgan

people can think about, discuss *and* be mad about more than one thing my dude

You shouldn't assume just because they're talking about tattoo man here that they aren't also having conversations elsewhere about Iran. it is fuckin weird that that's where your mind went

tuberculosis.

really.

we bringin back bubonic plague and smallpox next?

lmao the quillette

a pitcher with a plain grey jersey that says EAT TAINT in tiny letters on the front

exactly the way i saw it, too

yeah uh that shit ain't happening gfy gavin

look,