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solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want
Bobby Valentine spotted in the dugout at Fenway.
trump is taking political hits on iran is because he is now undermining his supporters' ability to win online arguments. you can just own them ruthlessly on the iran thing now for being dumdums. and this they cannot bear. they can tolerate any amount of murder and mayhem, but not being owned online
everything sucks but at least we’re a day closer to when it happens
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
american century of humiliation incoming
is this anything
the only consistent funny thing about trump is how little he respects anyone in his orbit
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.
2016: the Wendy’s twitter account posts self-aware jokes, opening an irreverent new frontier in brand marketing
2026: “CEO mukbang” is now compulsory for all fast food retailers
senator andy kim i have also used the canva mardi gras flyer template recently mazel tov to u
Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
By 35 you should have at least one really shitty beat up pan you have an unhealthy attachment to
for a person like me it's really more like Resident Normal 9
Ya I hate it when people just go on the radio every Monday at 1pm and just flap their yaps about my friends the Seattle Mariners
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when he's worked up in a big tizzy like this, trying to be an informed american citizen with an awareness of the geopolitical landscape is just an effort to digitally concuss yourself
United States at San Francisco Giants Today, 3:00pm
oh my god, we're fighting a war on multiple fronts
Incredible things happening in the comment section
Deadline article: Hulu Developing Animated Action Comedy Series 'The Kids From S.I.P.P.Y. From Branson Reese & Nicole Silverberg By Matt Grobar March 2, 2026 2:30pm Two pictures: one of a mustachioed man who looks like the smoking breakroom aliens from Men In Black and the other of my beautiful wife Nicole. Both photos were taken by the extremely talented Mindy Tucker.
Let's fucking go
"It's called rash cream and it delivered."
Rapist pedophile cannibals run the world and I still gotta go to work tomorrow lmfao c’mon dude
The Planter phenomenon is extraordinarily easy to understand if you're even mildly engaged with the average American Dumb Guy, which none of these people are.
