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Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 👍 25857 🔁 6436 💬 224 📌 208

Name the penalty after Abbey at this point

06.03.2026 02:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
2025 Denza Z9 GT Price: €42.000
2025 Denza Z9 GT Price: €42.000 YouTube video by Car Hub

Hey, while we pay super high prices for gas, just know that BYD recently announced an EV that gets 1000 km of range on a 10 minute charge. That's 621 miles for us Americans.

It only costs $48,000. About the same as a Honda pilot.

A full charge for those $621 miles is around $15 USD.

06.03.2026 02:38 👍 115 🔁 29 💬 13 📌 1

My mechanical engineer husband wants to remind everyone (read: ME) to not read this as probability. Todd's wording is careful and correct - of all the remaining iterations, Yale makes the tournament in 94% of them, etc ..

04.03.2026 02:33 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What regional do you prefer UMD men's hockey to be in?

02.03.2026 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was on gameplay capture duty for Pokemon Pokopia and though I’m not done, I can already say this is probably the best Pokemon game since maybe…Gen 6??

It is fantastic, and a case for more leniency with the use of the Pokemon license. Omega Force (unsurprisingly) cooked, ya’ll.

02.03.2026 14:21 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
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#WheresBruce @bruceciskie.bsky.social

01.03.2026 01:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Dan is drinking a Cold Press Black | Coffee Ale by Bent Paddle Brewing Co. Dan checked-in on Untappd

untp.beer/ae7a269250

28.02.2026 22:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dan is drinking a Harness IPA by Bent Paddle Brewing Co. Dan checked-in on Untappd

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28.02.2026 22:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn't it always like this?

27.02.2026 16:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Time for a 6,000 seat arena for both hockey teams

27.02.2026 00:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, that's tough. You need an escape plan and that doesn't help

27.02.2026 00:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Take a shot before doing it

27.02.2026 00:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If only they could punch the man as hard as they punched the bin

26.02.2026 22:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

24.02.2026 20:43 👍 6842 🔁 1822 💬 78 📌 105

Heck yeah

24.02.2026 17:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What's the most likely upset for the first round of the WCHA playoffs?

23.02.2026 18:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Truly wild how many people I follow (particularly on IG) who have never talked about hockey but were all about the men's gmg (US and Canadian alike) but did not apparently watch the women's game. The cultural saturation is still so, so different

23.02.2026 14:06 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

23.02.2026 01:51 👍 29444 🔁 4984 💬 333 📌 124

I'm sure he did this for the women's team too?

22.02.2026 17:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But I want UMD to host both St cloud teams

22.02.2026 17:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Winds Suck Dicks

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

21.02.2026 20:26 👍 11237 🔁 3342 💬 91 📌 107
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a group of men are sitting around a table with a pitcher of water on it ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with a pitcher of water on it

I know what you're thinking.

Cale Makar just came up short in a single game championship again.

But at least he scored a goal in this one.

22.02.2026 16:17 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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🇺🇸 Men and Women 🏒🥇

22.02.2026 16:07 👍 1190 🔁 188 💬 14 📌 12

this is one of the best hockey games I've ever seen but I keep wondering: are any of these men's hockey players married or related to women that I've heard of? what is the US women's hockey team up to right now

22.02.2026 15:16 👍 871 🔁 115 💬 28 📌 5

I'd spend a lot of money on an arcade 1up version of DDR. Even if it was just 1 player

21.02.2026 00:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How was it? I just won tickets for next week

21.02.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

the video game industry is a mess

20.02.2026 01:02 👍 10505 🔁 2573 💬 53 📌 51

AbJu was a big fan of this

20.02.2026 22:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I should be able to stay awake for this one

20.02.2026 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0