A Victorian portrait from another world. A monochrome painting of a Victorian woman with an orange for a head. Half the orange peel is unwound from the orange and floating above the rest of the orange head.
The Countess DโOrange. A Victorian portrait from another world.
20x40cm, oil on panel
#oilpainting #melbourneartist
#beautifulbizarre #monochromepainting
Gotchaโletโs dig into that step by step.
1. ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ป๐ผ ๐บ๐ผ๐๐๐ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโre not just immobileโyouโre immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐๐ผ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ. That makes total senseโitโs a natural human impulse, and youโve been through a lot.
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
Had to repost ๐ #noai
Disgruntled Duck Person โข๏ธ, 25x25cm, oil on canvas. #oilpainting
It's a good strategy from Canva against Adobe. We'll see how long they stay the good guys before the "free forever" software idea is dropped.
Have you checked out Affinity?
Totem. 25x30cm, oil on panel. #oilpainting
Defaced. 28x35cm, oil on panel.
I am a serious artist who paints serious things. #oilpainting #stilllife
Lemon Party. Oil on panel, 25x30cm. This one is dedicated to everyone who remembers the shenanigans of the early 2000s internet #oilpainting
It might be good if AI could replace politicians.
โOi, you canโt park there, mateโ. Painting shapes with predominantly green and red. 30x40cm (12x16 in), oil on panel. #oilpainting #stilllife #matchboxcar #allaprima
Ah, expressing those grave concerns. Thatโll do it ๐๐ฝ
๐ฏ itโd be funny if it wasnโt so predictable.
The australian govt right now.
Thank you ๐
The Emerging Artist (Self-portrait with vase and apple). Oil on canvas. 20x25cm #oilpainting #surrealism #selfportrait #beautifulbizarre Surreal goodness.
Road sign reading โELK CITY IS A BIRD SANCTUARYโ with a KFC sign behind and to its right.
except chickens, because fuck chickens
That background is super tops!
Some pro-AI folks need to make some choices because the spaghetti they're throwing at walls is getting pretty tangled:
- is it just a tool or is it going to transform everything?
- does it empower us or is it already here and we have to get used to it?
- does it save time or enable us to do more?
Iโm a serious artist who paints serious things.
Strange Fruit. Oil on canvas 25x30cm
We truly are fucked. How many warning signs will be ignored before it all comes crashing down?
Wong responds to Israel starving thousands of children by dropping the โkindโ from โkind regardsโ at the end of her letters
The most serious action Australia has taken to date.
Read more: chaser.com.au/world/wong-r...
The vase on the floor. My latest still life. Check out that fancy frame! #oilpainting
you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
Sunday roast at Jane's place must be interesting.
The dull spark of alleged leadership leads us into a beige future between climate catastrophes.
