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chris

@kittncorn

tall and slightly dangerous. he/him

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Beane sits there quietly, alone in the knowledge that he really wanted Ja’Lynn Polk.

21.01.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

brandon beane did this, constructed the worst bills team of the decade, then ratfucked the head coach to avoid consequences and got a promotion out of it

19.01.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 355 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

I have, for literally years, been the "fire mcdermott" lady. I've thought he was never gonna win us the big one.

Firing him and keeping Beane, after this season, is unfathomable. He managed to coach a defense of seventh stringers with a WR room from the UFL to what should have been the AFCCG

19.01.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sean mcdermott just had easily his best season ever. won 12 games with a miserable roster, made it happen on defense with 3rd stringers 32 year olds and scraps. of anybody in the building he is the one who least deserved to lose his job. this is breathtaking stuff

19.01.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 467 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6
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Josh Allen

11.01.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you target josh allen in VATS all his limbs and body parts are at like 60% at best

11.01.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Incredible performance by Texas, outstanding three phase football, I would rather chew aluminum foil than watch them in the playoff, congrats to them

29.11.2025 04:16 πŸ‘ 499 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

During the 2019 LSU season I kept thinking β€œwhich of these people is actually a future superstar and which only looks like one because they’re playing alongside future NFL superstars” and it turns out all the players actually WERE superstars

anyway this is a post about Joe Brady

21.11.2025 03:57 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

the broncos propaganda this offseason is some of the more nonsensical shit i ever seen

1) the chargers are probably better, and 2) i’d take mahomes reid spags and 52 high schoolers over either of those teams

02.09.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you pick anybody but the chiefs to win the AFC west you're an absolute rube

02.09.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Call Your Ex FC

02.09.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the worst case scenario man

25.04.2025 03:30 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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this shit means something to me

22.04.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m buying the Oblivion Remaster on PS5 for Rini too because there’s a zero percent chance of me giving up the Xbox for even a single solitary second LMFAO

22.04.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

oblivion remastered has me honking like a fucking goose and i won't apologize for that

22.04.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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is this a fucking joke

29.03.2025 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.03.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It appears the going rate for "we can put you on the field for tactical purposes at the WR position and it's not an outright embarrassment to the franchise" is right around $10 million

10.03.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 439 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

How many Dalton Kincaids do the Bills need???

10.03.2025 19:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fr tho i don’t understand paying $12 million annually for a near replacement-level player whose skillset doesn’t explicitly fill a need

10.03.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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other app is cooked?

10.03.2025 18:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is bad for my chris olave agenda but i’m down with it if it means they’re using their trade ammo on the DL instead

05.03.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

like it is very offputting that i chose rack 2 out of 6 and racks 1 3 and 4 were taken next

18.02.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

urinal rules should apply when choosing a rack at the gym

18.02.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it snowed a foot saturday night, then rained an inch sunday and immediately dropped below freezing to turn the entire city into a giant sheet of ice, and today we’ve got spongebob pizza episode type winds

18.02.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hard to overstate how biblically apocalyptic the weather in boston has been for the past 48 hours

18.02.2025 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0