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They/Them Back-Alley Art Dealer, Magician, Home-Wrecker, Afterlife Aficionado, Literal Cult Following, Fireproof

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Blistercoil Weird
{U/R}
Creature β€” Weird
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap it.
Azorius lawmages would like to outlaw the creation of weirds, but first they’d have to settle their long-standing debate on how to classify them.
1/1
Watermark: Izzet
Illustrated by Dan Murayama Scott

Blistercoil Weird {U/R} Creature β€” Weird Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap it. Azorius lawmages would like to outlaw the creation of weirds, but first they’d have to settle their long-standing debate on how to classify them. 1/1 Watermark: Izzet Illustrated by Dan Murayama Scott

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12.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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mathemagics sure is a card πŸ€” tysm @linxsysart.bsky.social for this silly tam commission πŸ₯Ί πŸ’š

08.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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a cartoon of a man surrounded by red beans and a large red bean Alt: a cartoon of a man surrounded by red beans and a large red bean

Best I can do is Smart Bean

12.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Are you ready to SLAY? The one and only @gavinverhey.bsky.social joins the Spell Slayers for their premiere episode! You don't want to miss this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqmm...

#MagicTheGathering

11.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 389 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 14

Happy BiHRTday!!!

11.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
illustration inspired by Mary Shelley's novel "Frankenstein" showing the creature standing beside a tree on a hilltop.

illustration inspired by Mary Shelley's novel "Frankenstein" showing the creature standing beside a tree on a hilltop.

"It was the wretch, the filthy daemon, to whom I had given life."

Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" was published on this day in 1818 πŸ«€

11.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1686 πŸ” 632 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5
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a pixel art drawing of a bear pointing at the camera Alt: a pixel art drawing of a bear pointing at the camera
11.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Katie should have 12 trillion followers!πŸͺƒ

11.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
My seven sticker sheet designs I’m bringing with me to shoebox

My seven sticker sheet designs I’m bringing with me to shoebox

Call me Johannes Gutenberg the way I be moving these prints into a finely pressed stack of stickers

@shoebox.gg this isn’t even ALL OF THEM

11.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

"Did you bring your friends?"

11.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a pink and blue heart with a smaller heart in the center Alt: pink and blue hearts with smaller hearts in the center expanding outward infinitely
11.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A portrait of Sami from MtG in a bisexual color palette. They look concerned.

A portrait of Sami from MtG in a bisexual color palette. They look concerned.

Sami in a bisexual eyestrain palette.

10.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Button for Line Management

Button for Line Management

#Vorthos

09.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
fake New Yorker headline "Professor Zarek's Dual Loyalties May Be a Problem for Silverquill" subtitled "Though he brings a life of experience with law magic and leadership to this new cross-planar position at Strixhaven, many question if his Ravnican roots may be at odds with the needs of Arcavios' brightest." By Jilesa Clarus. Dated Orzabin 9, 10080.

fake New Yorker headline "Professor Zarek's Dual Loyalties May Be a Problem for Silverquill" subtitled "Though he brings a life of experience with law magic and leadership to this new cross-planar position at Strixhaven, many question if his Ravnican roots may be at odds with the needs of Arcavios' brightest." By Jilesa Clarus. Dated Orzabin 9, 10080.

09.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Jilesa: The Izzet League is famously red and blue aligned.
Ral: [examining his robes] Yes well as Parun I'm also responsible for white and black aligned tasks such as diplomacy and leadership.
Jilesa: Is that why you've been heard promoting regime change on Avishkar?
Ral: no wait --
Jilesa: I see.

09.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I say Tovolar

09.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh lord a Bant Drake. No wincon hug deck player

09.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Orzhov Ral from MTG Strixhaven Story chapter β€œOff the Record” pasted on a box of Orzo pasta

Orzhov Ral from MTG Strixhaven Story chapter β€œOff the Record” pasted on a box of Orzo pasta

Man these brand collaborations are getting crazy

09.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

idk who at the Pokemon Company either pitching or revising or signing off on character designs is a huge fucking lesbian, but ever since Scarlet/Violet they have been cranking out the dykiest goddamn trainers

09.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a red and white heart with a picture of a demon inside Alt: a red and white heart with a picture of a demon inside

The Warframe stays on during sex

09.03.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There are days where I sincerely wish Katara was banned in brawl. Cards feels a bit much in a 1v1 format tbh.

08.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv Alt: pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
08.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of donkey kong 's face with a big smile Alt: a close up of donkey kong 's face with a big smile
08.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy International Women's Day! To celebrate, you should give the first woman you see today twenty dollars!

08.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday!

06.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair lol

05.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No Shahrazad?

05.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Decided to go based on card type for this one

05.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Here’s a cover I illustrated for the upcoming D&D book, Ravenloft: The Horrors Within. It was such a joy to paint Strahd again πŸ¦‡
Art director: AJ Hanneld

04.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 4107 πŸ” 1060 πŸ’¬ 99 πŸ“Œ 27

Hell yeah lets go!

05.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0