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lol Oilers. Getting my oil teams mixed up

(Thrilled to share Amber and Alysa with all of you, to be clear!)

Extremely weird to closely follow figure skating after 2022 and then have the world at large suddenly Perceiving All Your Faves in the past month.

Am I gonna have to adopt the Bruins as a former Boston resident? I will die before I root for a Dallas team.

Olympic hockey just making me even fucking madder about Houston not having an NHL team.

I love how every post is like "yes we know we fucking suck as a political institution but we still won the championship."

Congrats America. You're all Alabama fans now.

Imagine our only Texas team being fuckin Dallas. DALLAS!!!!!

I have been trying to pick an NHL team for like two months and I can’t do it. I’m SO MAD we don’t have the Oilers anymore

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Celebrating my dad’s birthday by telling him about the popcorn machine fire

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I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.

Our group chat has been actively discussing the Olympics this week and I got on a plane for two different baby showers last fall. My high school friends are wonderful.

The Patriots shall not be vanquished till Birnam wood remove to Dunsinane!

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.

George Washington YouTube video by unvmebad86

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

Did everyone boringly exposition at each other this much in the first Percy Jackson season? Did I just not notice or has it gotten worse?

so you should just know, if Indiana can win a national title, there's no reason for you to not have hope about...well, everything and anything

happy Friday everyone! I screamed profanities at an Excel spreadsheet at 5:45pm and decided it was time to log off 😌

Is it good or bad that Wrapped comes out too early to see exactly what kind of atomic bomb “Bad Things” dropped on my listening stats in the last week of the year

when I was a kid I thought adults would say shit like "wow, you're getting so big!" just to flatter me. I now understand what they were actually doing was reckoning with the inexorable march of time and their own mortality

I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled Dear friends, family, and Austrian nobility, Captain Von Trapp and I are very sorry to inform you that we no longer plan to wed. We offer our deepe...

The Sound of Music is on TV tonight, so we must point you, yet again, to this all-timer by Melinda Taub from our archives.

Overstimulated! At The Homegoods

Scene from OFFICE SPACE with Michael Bolton replying to Samir Nagheenanajar: “No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.”

when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Sets for Batman Returns were kept very cold for the comfort of the real-life penguins involved. This meant that cast/crew repeatedly got sick during filming. The real-life penguins though would often fall in love with their animatronic counterparts or feel so settled that they began mating.

two frames: - first frame: lady yells "Why can't you be normal?" - second frame: Game 7 of the World Series with the caption "[screaming]"