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EJ Montijo

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Slapped some buttons on a screen now I think I'm a developer. Made some weird noises and now I think I'm a voice actor. Known to ramble poetic. Lucky Tower Ultimate now in Early Access: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1700270/Lucky_Tower_Ultimate/

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God I love space. The more you read the more you realize there is no hell you could come up with that even comes close. And it's indifferent, you know? Hell at least cares about you.

06.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Cthulhu requires a cult and extra-dimensional sacrifice just to get out of bed.

Space will consume infinity in its chaos for eternity, and there is nothing anyone can ever do to stop it.

I agree with you!

06.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Used to be afraid of saying what I believe and standing up for my beliefs. Meant I might lose people. Were they ever going to be on my side? Who knows.

One thing is certain, though. I'm here for me.

05.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Grounder from Adventures of Sonic is jazzed

Grounder from Adventures of Sonic is jazzed

FINALLY an appropriate setting for my favorite Sonic villain

05.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The day is ruined and for what? Lobsterfest.

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a boy playing a piano next to a dog wearing a helmet and goggles . Alt: An animated GIF of poor cartoon dog Snoopy crying while wearing pilot goggles on his forehead and a scarf and Schroeder is playing the piano

when the song is about to peak but the outlook notification sound plays over it

05.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He looks deeply unsettled being so dressed up

05.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Digital drawing of a baby crow wearing a flower as a hat, titled "full of whimsy"

Digital drawing of a baby crow wearing a flower as a hat, titled "full of whimsy"

baby crow with a hat πŸŽ€ that's it folks

#art

05.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

What did you name him?

05.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in a room with a lightning bolt coming out of his hand ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in a room with a lightning bolt coming out of his hand

The prophecy

04.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
POV: whenceforth it has becomest thine Wednesday mine fellows

POV: whenceforth it has becomest thine Wednesday mine fellows

04.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've missed that completely! Thanks!!

04.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A category I've personally wished for on Adorkastock is ANGLE. Tons of great poses, but sometimes I need a specific angle reference for the pose. Would be helpful to have taxonomy for low, medium, high, or something similar!

04.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Bro you didn't have to go all in on the first round

04.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Commander sounds fun until you're huddled over a game store table with 3 other sweaty nerds playing a game none of you are enjoying but have spent hundreds of dollars on. You'll spend hours researching. You'll grit your teeth and insist you're having fun. This is the experience WotC curates.

04.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œDo not obey in advance” but in pokopia font

β€œDo not obey in advance” but in pokopia font

03.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 2983 πŸ” 610 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

I hate how initial numbers affect whether media lives or dies. So much beauty has been lost to time, simply because it didn't immediately sell well. These are investments, not just products. They take time to mature.

03.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just can't help but feel like we're a bit destabilized right now as a country. Does anyone know why that might be? Any ideas who might be interested in something like that?

03.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had this weird dream I was using like a really thick phone with a tiny LCD screen and I had to put these weirdly large SD cards in there to play what I can only assume we're undertale rom hacks

02.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would.

01.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The DOW is under $50k. Does that mean pedophilia is illegal again?

27.02.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love when you're having a conversation with a mixed group of adults and kid(s), and you address the kid(s) directly.

I was small-talking with a family on the elevator and made it a point to talk to the kid, too. He immediately showed me his snack stash and asked me about Bugsnax.

26.02.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We kan daunse yf if plese us
We kan leave thy friendes behinde
For thy friendes daunse not
and yif thei daunse not
Then no friendes thei are of myne
Ich saye, we kan wende wher it plese us,
A place thei shal nevir fynde
And we can act lyke we come from BrocΓ©liande
Leave the real worlde far behinde

24.02.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Even more infuriating that it's definitely a double-V

24.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you want to eat an entire bell pepper? No? Ok, but what if I stuff it with rice and stuff...?

24.02.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have another passion you would give it up for? How did your relationship with art begin?

There's no shame in giving up something you hate doing. I think it's important to identify if you actually hate it, or if you're experiencing burnout.

That said, it's your journey. Take it!

19.02.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They say trauma makes people funny. They also say, when life gives you lemons, to make lemonade. Therefore, by the transitive property, lemonade tastes like trauma.

18.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe it's referred to as a litesabre in the ancient texts

18.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm looking forward to seeing your next didgeridoo, then!

18.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0