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tw: suicidal joke*

Ed: I love you. I swear on my life.

Izzy: You're suicidal, swear on something else.

Ed: I swear on your life.

Izzy: I'm suicidal too, swear on something else.

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

thinking of ed getting bored and immediately going to bother izzy about it. poking him, grabbing him, kissing him, distracting him from whatever he’s working on. they’re so cute

Two of my favorite pictures from a pride photoshoot I did with the dolls back in 2024. 🌈

#OurFlagThinksSpring

You know what I miss?

WOMEN BELONG IN THE FURRY COMMUNITY!!

I want to celebrate women! So please, men, even if you have women OCs, let the ladies have this one. Be respectful and if you can share it around!!

(I can’t promise I’ll draw everyone, so please don’t get mad if I don’t pick you)

This one hurts, ngl.

A three panel comic by @alibeehaw Panel 1 - drawing of Stede dressed as The Gentleman Pirate. The speech bubble says “something extremely stupid” Panel 2 - Ed in his leathers with his eyes wide open with a “…” over his head Panel 3 - Ed’s brows are furrowed in confusion with a “?!” over his head. This panel has a rainbow overlay

I can’t watch this scene without thinking about this perfect comic by @alibeehaw.bsky.social

izzy actually physically cannot cum without making ed finish first at least once btw

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is asleep on his back. His hair is spread out on the pillow, one arm is bent so that his fingers are curled and tucked up against his face. His other arm, mostly out of view, is raised and bent behind his head and under his hair. He's wearing a shirt that's bunched up around his torso. His mouth is open slightly to suggest he's snoring. Stede is tucked into Ed's side, lying on his stomach. He's shirtless and somewhat glowing in the early morning light. He's smiling a little bit, enough to pop a dimple, probably in that space between sleep and waking. He likes morning sounds; birds, the stray beach cat that's adopted them scratching on the door, Ed's deep rumbling snores.

Their snoring is loudest at different times of day. Ed's is as the sun is waking up, as if aiming to get the first word in before he's conscious enough to realize it. Stede's been awake for an hour already, delaying the day in the rumble of his husband's honks and heartbeat. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

my mama is a luminous goddess and I love her very much!!

#art #artsky

Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

ONE WEEK UNTIL WE LOSE OUR MINDS WATCHING THESE TWO BAKE! 😍😍😍

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Where my OFMD peeps???
WHAR ARE YE MATEES???
#OFMD
#illustrationart
#gothandblonde
#pirates need love too

A grayscale digital portrait of Archie from OFMD. She is shown in profile. Her hair is pulled back into a low ponytail.

Archie #ofmdfanart

Young Con O'Neill in Dancin' Thru The Dark. He is smiling and looking to the side while wiping his eye.

Aaahhhhh my beautiful boy

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naurr im watchin sherlock 😭 next timeeee

yeah also the fact he never faces any real consequences even despite allegedly now being in piracy as not-a-choice like the rest of the crew, but he's just never really humbled in the same way they are for it.

i dont i love seeing u around very much

im on the same page as kis, and i think its not that he got more piratey for me its just that unfortunately as he got more piratey he became more of an asshole 😔😔idm him lighting random dudes on fire but i draw the line at calling ed's fish mid

same for me with art 🤝 a fandom really has to grab me by the balls and ive never been hyperfixated for less than a year or two on anything i dont think!!

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