ana is tired

normal people: oh no, these cookies didn't turn out! guess i'll run to the store so i can try again?

my brain: DEATH PENALTY. END THINE OWN LIFE, SHE WHOMST CANNOT REPLICATE PRIOR CULINARY SUCCESS-- A WORTHLESS FAILURE ART THOU. THERE IS NO FUTURE FOR THOSE WHO FLAKE OUT OF THE BAKE SALE. DIE!!!

i sure hope my fellow humans enjoy my larping and terrible doodles bc i'm having a blast

(i am also procrastinating, somebody tell me to go bake)

youraislopbores.me

nooooooooooo cancer get out of my friend's house!!! D:

geriBATric i love it

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

My last words are going to be some variant of "not my problem anymore"

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Minneapolis cartoonist Steve Sack has been on a roll lately.

He's been on the front lines of the ICE invasion and his cartoons are boiling with rage at ICE and Mad Emperor Piggy. Well worth checking out his Substack.

"Water consumption fears are false and overblown."

Turns out...

We could have healthcare

Paul mescal hates cats and jessie buckley made her now-husband get rid of his cats, which is crazy to me

From knowing nothing about these people to "huh, I think my feelings are now negative"

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

maybe sapience was a mistake. there's cruelty in nature too, but our capacity for malice is unmatched and i'm really not a fan.

i don't know how to teach people to be more curious but i think that's what we desperately need

Just thinking about what we could do with a billion dollars a day that doesn’t include bombing people.

hey does anybody have any video clips that are both morally and viscerally disturbing, maybe with some audio that will stay with the listener for years? ideal if they're also a metaphor for our political age. thanks!

absolutely not worth it at this age given the low risk of baby falling into a pool or pond or what have you. (imho.)

also nyc offers free lessons at city pools for young kids. that's where i learned, and i haven't drowned yet!

This is Aly. She just learned about capitalism. Certainly not a perfect system, but if that is what it takes to put chippies on the table, she understands. 13/10 (IG: alythebichon)

if woke 2 turns texas and every other state with a closer margin that TX in 2024, this would be the map.

Biggest Margin of Victory since HW in 1988, and biggest Dem winner since FDR in 1944.

from everything i know about her, which is a lot more than i'd like, that's accurate.

As someone who has survived multiple jaw bone infections and needed several endodontic treatments for tooth infections, let me tell you that this man died in one of the most painful ways possible

They tortured him. An untreated tooth infection is torture.

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

somehow i didn't think history repeating in my lifetime would be so bizzarely specific OR on the same rapid cycle as fashion trends

Rubio says the USA had to attack Iran first because "We knew Israel was going to attack Iran first."

1. That makes zero sense
2.He glazes over that like it's not a violation of international law

Apparently "America First" means breaking international & US Constitutional law for the Israeli Govt.😐

i got a text from my godson last night that he's being deployed.

did they tell soldiers before congress?

good luck with the selling, i've had ZERO bites trying to tell stuff lately.

i got drr drr drr in round 1... which is ironic because these pants are the real drr drr for me personally.

junji ito round 2 they are SO RUDE

not the extravagantly priced purple wearable i'm after rn lol